Giuseppe Zangara

Rock rock rock rock Rock 'n' roll high school

I like that it accounts for all four of his total posts.

There's a passage in The Executioner's Song wherein Geraldo Rivera scores weed for an attorney of Gary Gilmore's. It really happened.

New Miserable Experience, within its limitations, was a fine album. Had it not been burdened with shiny, alterna-friendly 90s-style production, the Gin Blossoms' Big Star-aping would likely have been held in higher regard by today's indie crowd.

Are you suggesting the homophobic subversion of a name is somehow unique to you?

I'm considering deleting mine. I rarely check it now; when I do, I find my inbox filled with porn spam. I already have e-mail for that.

Dangerous Donnie D?

Did I ever tell the story of how I hated Wowee Zowee for ten years, only to come to the conclusion that it's their best album?

No matter how times I had previously heard the song, it wasn't until just now that I noticed that the opening of Morrissey's "Tomorrow" completely apes the opening of "War Pigs."

"It's as if Morrissey fronted a hardcore band!"

Maybe it meant she took a morning load. *boner*

I'm gonna start on Mailer's The Executioner's Song in the next day or so. Afterwards, I'll get a couple of significantly shorter books in before starting William Gass' The Tunnel; I need to read as many telephone book-sized epics as I can before summer's end.

And oh, jeez, again, not "useless," but this place is, sadly, the best and most authoritative site on John Updike and all matters relating to Updike. The layout is like some Geocities production from 1996. Navigating it is frustrating, though, if you have patience, it does occasionally bear fruit.

One of Todd Rundgren's sons has his own website, one of the few on the web that could legitimately be dismissed as "useless." To make matters worse, Rebop (yes, that's his real name) looks just like daddy, right down to the gaps between his teeth. Poor kid. His father, meanwhile, has a website of his own, which, while definitely more useful than his son's, is much, much worse.

I once got a boner watching a Kelly Clarkson video.

Goofy boy band covering a goofy arena rock song from the 80s doesn't really constitute "bad," much less winning this thread. That was amusing, though.

I unintentionally implicated myself in the murders of the Benoit family.

Most of them concerned how he went about killing his wife and kid, but it's too late now we know how we did it.

I've been stockpiling some good Benoit-related jokes, but no one would take me seriously if I went into the wrestling folder.

Czech reserves frothing, vituperative animosity for some, tender pathos for others. Explain yourself, The Czech Republic.

If, for Matt Young, it's any consolation, gary floyd's every attempt to rank on him has been a failure.

Glorious.

I ate a medium rare cheeseburger today!

What was the thread where Loaded Glove and I absolutely slaughtered Matt Young and Melissa Pena.