JangoFett4Hire

Dunno how to upload songs, but for a slice of catchy power-pop, check out "Hold Me Up" by Velvet Crush. I could listen to it for hours.

The ashtray says you were up all night.

Rape-free is the way to be!

Hey, it almost looks like Dubya's crafted a G chord... wrong frets though.

I LOVE Jameson. It's my favorite whiskey by far. As far as American Bourbons go, I prefer Maker's Mark over Jim or Jack. I had absinthe over in Sweden, tasty but illegal here in the states. I've seen websites where you can order it, but I hear it's not the real deal. I'd like my little set-up to be first class. Thus, I'm trying to avoid anything by Hiram Walker or DeKuyper (is that the right name? The people who bring us Razzmatazz and Pucker). I'd rather shell out the extra ten bucks for Chambourd or Midori. I mean if my guests or I are going to consuming empty calories and/or becoming alcoholics, I'd rather it be a first class ride into oblivion. Where's a good store to pick up some glassware by the by? Martini glasses, etc...

Too many calories aren't burned while sitting in a car, not to mention the damage to the air we breathe from the car's exhaust. You're better off getting a bicycle. A guaranteed workout while you get from point A to point B. Plus aren't you a little old to be 'driving'? Driving is for teenagers en route to a sock hop. Grow up already.

Too many empty calories. I would reccomend whey protein drinks, juice like apple or orange juice or some milk. If you want to get real fancy than show off some kind of exotic juice or chocolate milk. This is healthier for you and you also won't have to worry about getting drunk and becoming an alcoholic. You're too old to be drinking anyway not that there's ever an age where someone should be drinking in the first place. It's time to grow up. It's time to get laid. I don't recall apple juice ever being an effective wing-man. PS I don't worry about becoming an alcoholic.

I'm not up to snuff on my scotch. What are the rankings of the labels. Red is the schwag, right? And as far as tequila is concerned, what's a good one? I've only had Cuervo Gold and frankly, I hate it. I've heard Petron is good?

I'm moving to a new apartment next week. A studio! No roommates! I'm excited! I'm looking forward to stockpiling some booze since I don't have to worry about roomies or their guests swilling it all! Right now my collection is pretty sad, with a bottle of Southern Comfort, 151 and a nearly empty bottle of Absolut. I'd like to have a pretty diverse and complete collection of booze for entertaining purposes. What, in your opinion, is no bar complete without?

My friend you have excellent taste. I've never seen it in a can. Does it have one of those doohickeys like Guinness?

I saw this game on the Price is Right... 715?

I just got rid of my Ford Taurus, now my bike is my primary mode of transportation!

Why is Northeast PA in the Northwest part of the state?

Sorry Marv, I tried.

no, la bouche was be my lover. quad city dj's i think did the train song. they had the sound to make me go downtown.

Did you hit any mexicans with the chairs? Any luchadores?

Who were you guys talking about? La Bouche? Snap? Technotronic?

You'd bang him, right?

I have an Ipod question, and am sorry if this has been discussed before. How do you transfer songs from your ipod to your computer? My hard drive was zapped and lost a lot of music, but have it saved on the i-pod. Is it possible? Help me, plz.

Did anyone see the He-Man singing that 4 Non Blondes song on youtube?

People dont like change. Nebraska is so flat that I don't care.

I'll never get the "Czech = indie kid" thing. I thought I was a prog dork. Oh well, all white people look alike anyway. It's kinda like the 'snuffbox loves jambands' stuff. Superthick chunks of broken life and reality...

FFMS- don't be mad, I said the chick posted in MySpaceWouldYou was hot. Ever try to talk the GF into letting her into the bedroom?

OK so if Gay Aikman and David Caruso fucked and somehow conceived= Rick Assley.

I don't understand what the big deal is?