CanadianChick

Agreed. I don't think it's a bad look at all. Some guys can totally pull off pink. I'd say higher than the 0.1% LOTC claims, but no more than say 5%. The look that irks me the most is the emo dudes wearning tight, girly pants. Come on dude....

Thanks Ron R.!

I'm so glad that people give that Fatal Four Way props, because it is just a great match. As for best TV match of the year? I'd say yes to that, but I think it was some stiff competition with that two out of three falls tag match match and that ladder match. 2002 was a great TV match year. Too bad the storylines were just garbage and stale. If, hypothetically, Edge were to have a DVD, I'd think they'd focus more on his singles career because, for one, Christian isn't around anymore and for two, there wouldn't have to be any WWF blurring on the matches. And while I love E&C, I wouldn't mind that too much. The DVD would obviously mention and give respect to Edge's early WWF career, but harping on it just reminds everyone he is a TLC guy instead of being a singles star.

Speaking of Lita, how rusty was she? Because she hasn't wrestled in what, a year?

WWE is planning to remake Orlando Jordan and give him a bisexual character. Former TNA valet Trinity and Jordan's real life friend Erik are set to serve as his love interests/managers for the new gimmick. The three will have a love triangle of sorts. Considering how UPN has been somewhat picky with controversial characters, it remains to be seen how far WWE goes with this new character. CREDIT 411mania.

This has it's own thread somewhere in this folder.

Mark Starr? I remember a jobber Mike Starr, I think. If we're both thinking of the same guy though, he's still wrestling indies these days as Gorgeous Michelle Starr in the Pacific Northwest.

Since I so totally made the graphic first, and Rrrsh just stole it from me: I actually do hope that UFC gets big and it lights a fire under Vince's ass. Plus, UFC is fun to watch. People getting hurt is too cool~!~! But since this is the Raw thread, I am interested on how they are going to do a TLC match with a guy who returned from a broken neck less than 2 years ago and a old guy. And Shawn/Angle have fun matches together too.

Five point questions: 1) The winner of the 2005 Royal Rumble will be: Randy Orton 2) Who will be the "Ironman" of the 2005 Royal Rumble?: Rey Mysterio 3) Who will last the shortest amount of time in the ring?: Nunzio 4) Who will get the most eliminations? (If there is a tie, you get your points): Bobby Lashley 5) Who will be the last man eliminated?: Rey Mysterio 6) Will the winner be from Smackdown or Raw?: Smackdown Three point questions...pick the man who will be in the Royal Rumble the LATEST (not who lasts the longest) out of the two choices below: 7) Gregory Helms or Orlando Jordan 8) JBL or Shawn Michaels 9) Matt Hardy or Shelton Benjamin 10) Bobby Lashley or Kane 11) Chris Benoit or HHH 12) Chavo Guerrero or Rey Mysterio 13) Rob Van Dam or The Boogeyman 14) Randy Orton or Booker T 15) Chris Masters or Carlito 16) Johnny Nitro or Joey Mercury One point questions: 17) Who will draw #'s 1-4? (One point for each correct person): JBL, Hardy, Rey, Chavo 18) Who will be the last four men in the ring? (One point for each correct person): Rey, Orton, HHH, RVD 19) Who will be the last RAW superstar eliminated? HHH 20) Who will be the last Smackdown superstar eliminated? Rey 21) Who will draw #'s 27-30 (One point for each correct person): RVD, Carlito, HHH, Big Show 22) True or False: We will see a Boogeyman/Undertaker showdown: False 23) True or False: We will see a surprise return sometime during the Rumble: False 24) True or False: Somebody in the Rumble match will blade: False 25) True or False: Vince McMahon will interfere in the Rumble: True TIEBREAKER QUESTION: Give the exact time this year's Rumble match will last: 62:23

When's she going to wrestle again anyway? It's been a year, and they need competitors in the women's division. Do not EVER encourage or hope for Lita to start wrestling again. Even if I have to endure Ashley "chain wrestling" with her shitty hammerlocks or Torrie Wilson "wrestling", it's still better than Lita, who is suppose to be fully trained, wrestling.

It's what I do best!

I must have gotten distracted by the over-the-top expressions (what the hell is a scalded dog?), the miscalling of wrestlers, the miscalling of moves, and the non-calling of moves. I like Styles a lot better. I don't notice him. That's a lot better than thinking "Christ, JR is senile."

Ha! Though Trinity will get off the easiest after this angle is over. It's much worse for Orlando and the male love interest.

Hah, I always love that Chris Benoit is ALWAYS in tights. When he just comes out for an interview: tights. When he came over from Smackdown to Raw after Royal Rumble '04 to surprise HHH/HBK: tights. But then again, are YOU going to give fashion advice to Benoit? They probably just let him be...

Who are you quoting there? I'm a bit confused...

What? Edge is over as a heel and Jericho is over as a face in the States. Why would crickets be chirping? Weird comment that was. Anywho, I don't want to see Edge versus HHH or Cena at Wrestlemania for the title. I don't think I will either, because I don't think Edge will have the title that long. Oh, pestmistic me. But hey, I'll enjoy this reign while I can.

That Lita is a dirty, dirty whore. Wait a second...okay, a correction: That Edge is a dirty, dirty whore. That Matt Hardy is emo. That Jeff Hardy is a monster. Grr!

Oh, those sitcom writers! How we love thee!

I've watched Raw with guys totally fried out of their mind and none of them even approached that level of stupidity... Just saying, don't blame the weed.

COLE This next match is happening because Crystal is a bitch. … … COLE Well it’s true! CABOOSE Ahem, that’s one way to put it. The more diplomatic way would be to say that the Cannon Kid ticked off Crystal with a comment of hers at the Angle Awards. Crystal didn’t take too kindly to it, and here we are. COACH Crystal is gonna KILL that disrespectin’ rookie! BUFFER Already in the ring, she weighs in at 131 pounds, from Toronto, Ontario, she is a trainee at the OAOAST School, she is the Cannon Kid! Looking nervous, the Cannon Kid waves to the lukewarm crowd in acknowledgement and waits for her opponent. I’ve exposed your lies, baby And underneath no big surprise Now it’s time for changing and cleansing everything To forget your love… BUFFER And from Coquitlam, British Columbia, she weighs in at 155 pounds, she was the first women to be the OAOAST World Champion, she is Crystal! Crystal ignores the jeering as she enters the ring, walks right up to the anxious Cannon Kid, and slaps the taste out of her mouth! DING! DING! DING! COACH Great way to start off the match! Crystal picks up the fallen Kid and throws her lighter opponent in the corner. She taunts Kid, and gives a couple of hard forearms before lighting her up with some hard chops. Not letting Kid catch her breath, Crystal slaps her hard again, so hard that Kid’s knees buckle and she falls to the mat. CRYSTAL IS THIS WHAT THE WOMEN’S DIVISION IS? PATHETIC! COLE Yeah, that’s big of Crystal. Picking on the least experienced wrestler of the division and kicking the crap out of her! I guarantee she wouldn’t be able to do this with Adams, Street, or Matthews, that’s for sure! Crystal picks up Kid, and sets her up in between her legs. She looks around at the booing crowd before picking her up and delivering a devastating powerbomb! Kid’s head bounces at the impact! Crystal doesn’t let go of the Cannon Kid’s legs, flips her around, and locks in the Crystalling! Kid taps out as quick as she can. DING! DING! DING! BUFFER And your winner, at 45 seconds, CRYSTAL! Crystal isn’t listening to Buffer though, as she still has the Crystalling locked in. She shifts her position slightly so she is looking at the rampway so she can see any interferers. DING! DING! DING! CABOOSE Come on, now let the kid go. And it seems Crystal’s suspicions are right, as Jenny Adams comes sprinting down to a chorus of cheers to save the Cannon Kid! Crystal simply lets go of the submission move and smirks at the angry Jenny, who looks torn between attacking Crystal and seeing if her friend is alright. Jenny settles of checking on Kid while keeping her eyes locked on Crystal, who doesn’t make a move to attack, but instead, grabs the microphone from Buffer. CRYSTAL How pathetic! I trail blazed the wrestling industry for women for girls like this kid to be able to compete in the big leagues? Jenny, I sincerely hope that you were watching that match, because then hopefully it’ll get through to your little brain that this women’s division is a joke compared to my abilities! It’s a joke that it is regarded on the same level as me! If I ever get in the ring with you, I’ll make you SUFFER for leading this abomination of a division and for trying to replace all the hard work I’ve been put through!

I agree with KC. He does a shitload of women's stuff, and he is the head of the division. He should definately be a mod.

It'll lead to where the Billionaire Ted skits led to... Nowhere.

Man, someone in the ring crew sure hates Henry... Yeah, they better edit that alot.

But WWE is here to set them straight! So what's worse: doing this because they think suicide is good comedy material, or doing this to poke fun at a wrestler that no longer works for them and less than 1% of the audience gets the joke?