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Of course not silly. There's no pun there!

I was thinking more Master's being called an ape and Christian making fun of Edge somehow. Don't let Hardy near the mic though. He'll just say Edge won't kill him. And Rey...let him stick to sneak attacking people on Raw. That's cool with me. I do admit though, I like JBL being a face by defending Smackdown, but still being a heel on Smackdown.

Well, accept for the nurse. Stripper blond = naughty nurse.

It was basically on par with Edge's character for the last 5 years. Nothing new <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Erm, are you insinuating that calling Kurt Angle a dork is burying him? Well, since he was running around in a wig and would say he's the king of soul or whatnot, if the shoe fits... And you can hardly call what him and Christian did burying people. They just made fun of the Hardys and the Dudleys. That's like saying the Rock and Jericho would bury people on the mic around the same era. The only time he really buried his opponent on the mic was against Hardy.

The whole segment wasn't even offensive to me. Yes, they're making fun of someone's surgery, but I really don't care because the surgery was a success afterall. It was just long, boring and unfunny. There was a guy that I was watching it with admittingly low standards (not in wrestling, in the entertainment part, to be fair) who couldn't even find anything funny or good about the segment. Another guy mentioned that he couldn't be more unamused. It was just bad TV. If I'm writing a show that gets two hours of TV airtime, I'd be embarrassed with that crap.

Don't worry, I'm sure him and Masters will get made fun of plenty by particularly Christian and JBL, since they're the heels. I'm sure Christian will come up with some funny stuff. JBL already made fun of Masters by basically saying he can't speak and looks like an ape.

The nurse was fucking ugly. Fine enough body, not a pretty face. So pretty well, your typical blond stripper.

By "when sold right" you mean "when sold unrealistically"? Because a guy flying half way across a ring, unless he's 150 pounds, is not realistic. Oh, and also, Hoyt's back tattoo looks really girly. Other than that, I thought he was enjoyable enough.

I personally think they should each do sharpshooters. Both of them are fantastic at that move! Okay, to be fair to Shawn, it was Hogan he was doing it to, but still...

Nice blown spot by Gail in that tag match. Speaking of the tag match, it felt like a 30 minute match crammed in 10 minutes. Not a bad nor good thing, just an observation. I don't like AJ Styles. I think he has the attributes to be a good wrestler though. He can come up with unique concepts and he's athletic. The problem is, it seems he depends solely on that. The pele kick is a joke. The Pounce is a bad, bad finisher. For the most part, I liked last night's show. They are really living up to their 60-minute adrendline (sp?) rush monkier. I liked everything save for the Killings/Team Canada member match (except for BG calling Killings that tanned Superman...that was cute), and the main event. The main event was as good as it probably could have been though, seeing who was involved and what I've seen from all of them so far.

1. HBK. I want a good match. Having Show or Kane in there gives me less of a chance to have that. 2. Mysterio, Christian. I do really wish that it could somehow be Raw heel and face vs. Smackdown heel and face. It would make great dynamics. With that said, Mysterio being the only face would be cool, and Christian choosing between being himself or Smackdown loyality is cool too. Maybe even before hand, have Edge, either in the ring or backstage, try to cut a deal with his brother. 3. I'm tempted to vote for Submission, just to see if Triple H would win with his Indian Deathlock...but for the better match, give me Cage. These two are going to bleed tons. 4. Arm Wrestling. I don't want to see either wrestle, and Austin talking will take forever. 5. Dude Love, because a comedy match here is the best we can hope for. 6. Erm, I'm not a lesbein, so give me the cheerleader because it covers the most.

Well, Christian's on there for losing the same match and tapping to Benoit as well...unless beating Spanky is a feat worthy of being number 19... Yeah man, Masters has some balls to come to Smackdown and give a Masterlock to an unexpecting Rey... I like this list. They should mention it on TV.

I enjoyed this and Christian/Spanky. I wish Christian would work like that all the time. I wasn't bored to tears for once.

Oh, you wish Milky. Just thought I'd share my rare drunken experience.

Ah, but Taboo Tuesday is a WWE idea, while ONS obviously isn't. Of course he'd be more willing to give his creation another shot. If ONS did horrible, there would be no second one.

At the resturant I worked at for about a second, I had to serve alcohol and (attempt) to make some of the drinks. Let's just say a lady's Paralyzer had curdled milk in it, and we just didn't give a fuck because she was a bitch and who goes to a family restuarant to order that? I think that was my last shift before I quit.

In Edge's book, Kurt Angle calling Edge to help him after he took a face plant, blocked by his arm, into the dresser and was bleeding all over the place. And he was naked. Okay, it's funnier when Edge tells the story...

Well, I have limited stories since I'm such a good girl, but once I got in an arguement with a random guy who happened to be at the same beach as I was and just as drunk whether this particular sculpture was a dragon (my opinion) or an eel (his opinion). I later found out it was a sea monster. Call it a push. A friend of mine got drunk enough to take a dare to jump of a cliff...literally. Luckly, it wasn't too high, but he landed on his ass and was shitting blood for a week.

That suicide dive did indeed live up to its name. I actually gasped...I don't do that much anymore.

Who wears clothes like that when they're pregnant?

Of course one has something to do with the other. If there is a higher buyrate, WWE has more incentive to do the PPV again because it is a success. If it did a crappy buyrate, why would Vince bother running another one?

This should be the rawmvp thread. Next time you think something is important enough to make a thread about, think real hard about it. And Sting in WWE would be just as bad as every former WCW wrestling run. See Goldberg, Steiner, Nash, ect.

Wow, low ratings all around. Raw was pretty bleh last week as a lead in to this week's, but how was UFC last week? Same idea?

Wait a second...isn't Matt injured with a broken leg?