CanadianChick

So, I get to be at least in the 2nd episode, right? RIGHT?

But he's so vanilla as a face. Especially right now. All he's doing is playing American Hero, and every time he talks (which is all he's doing right now), he bores me. Granted, I'm not a huge fan of comedy main eventer, but being the serious heel (like he was last year with the title and Team Angle) is fine.

Yeah, this was obviously coming. I mean, there are no top heels, either than Brock of course, on Smackdown. So what do they do when the need someone to turn? Why, get Angle to turn again! While it's not great that he so frequently turns heel/face, he's much better as a heel, so I'll take it.

In a car-crash kinda way, I want to see a bitter rant.

How hard is it to pronounce Patrick Spoon?

1-800-COLLECT, right?

Would it lead to a semi-regular spot? No? Oh, okay then.

::coughCampusSlutcough:: How about the hot virgin? Oh, come on.

So, do I even get a guest appearance?

They are yes, but you expect people to say yes. For example, before Trish was wrestling, I thought she would say yes in a heartbeat. But I guess she wants to be seen as a serious wrestlers...who has relationships with half the Raw male roster since she's been wrestling (Bubba, Jeff (X2!), Jericho, ect). Wow, that was a pretty worthless post. Ah, well.

Did she really? Like anyone believed her.

... Maybe because they said "no"? You know, they are allowed to do that.

Funny thing: I might be going to Trent in a couple of years... Huh.

January 5, 2004 This is going to be my first of many question-oriented commentary. With out a comment board right now I’m hoping to deal with your questions and comment in commentaries like this one as often as I can. Q: What do you call your finishing move? A: The new tag team finish Val and I have been using is the old Hart Foundation, “Hart Attack” finish, which is what we have been calling it in the locker room. We have not officially named it. If you guys have any ideas, please let me know. Q: Have you ever considered growing you hair long? A: NOPE! It would take forever and I despise long hair. I had a fairly long ponytail once but I still had the flat top. Hey, I was young and stupid, what can I say? Q: Do I wear reading glasses? A: No I don’t. I have extremely good eyesight. When I travel with guys on the road I am usually reading the road signs before they other guys can tell there is a sign there. Q: What kind of student were you in school? A: I was an honour roll student in school. I was a very strong Math and Science student. Believe it or not Phys-ed was always my lowest grade. Q: Have you and Chris Benoit ever wrestled on TV? A: Chris and I have never wrestled. I think both of us would love the chance but it has eluded us thus far. There aren’t too many guys left that I haven’t worked with. Shawn Michaels is the only other stand out I can think of right now. Q: 5 things you would like to do in WWE before retiring A: 1: Have a Wrestlemania Match 2: Wrestle Chris Benoit 3: Wrestle Shawn Michaels 4: Wrestle Single match with Ric Flair 5: Lose a retirement match and actually never come back. Q: If WWE wanted to do a “Week in the Life of-“ video of you and follow you around for a week, would you be interested in doing it? A: I would definitely be interested, as I think these things can be very interesting and a great thing to have and look back on in years to come. I would have several reservations and concerns. I don’t like putting my family in the spot light so I would have to seriously think this through before agreeing to this. Q: Now that you and Val come to the ring with girls, is there any chance of getting Dawn Marie back? A: I seriously doubt it, and to be honest if I were to get her back I would much rather be programmed as a single. Her and I have such great chemistry together having her manage me in a tag team would be odd. I know she was with me when I was with Justin, but he had his manager and I had her. There was no mistake that her and I were together, which is why it worked. If I had creative control working with Dawn again would be my first priority. Q: What do other wrestlers think about the Web? A: It’s funny I always joke that wrestling is only fake when you lose. It’s a dig on the boys because we often brag about our title reigns and accomplishments but whenever we are on a losing streak always point out that it’s a work and losing is no big deal. The Internet is viewed in a similar light. If we are being praised for having the best match we seem to give you guys a lot of credence, yet oddly enough if you bury us you’re a bunch of dumb marks who have never taken a bump and don’t know what you’re talking about. I think sometimes we all take things a little too seriously. Wow I can’t believe I just said that. (LOL) Till next week, keep those questions coming. Lance

Ah, point taken.

So, no one knows how good she is? I personally love how girls are signed based on looks, and then are trained after they're hired. Whatever.

Thanks. Man, that sounds pretty...meh. If it gets time, the tag match might be decent, but I bet the focus would be on the Guerreros' problems.

Yeah, come on.

I can take bad news...just tell me.

Come on guys. I see the spoilers...

Come on guys. I see the spoilers...

Well, he teamed with Christian this week, so no.

I see that there are spoilers up. Anyone mind giving non-spoilers?

So what's BC? The neutral, hippy, pot-lovin' province?

At least you express your dislike in intelligent and creative manners. Patrick doesn't.