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Benoit and Orton were fighting and bumped heads, knocking both of them out. Cat makes his entrance, and dances. Eventually, what seemed like a far too long time, Benoit and Orton both get up, and Benoit tosses out the manger (while removing his wig) and Orton tosses out Cat.

I agree FS, good suggestions. It can be hard though, with more than one person writing each show and more than one person using the same character.

Evanescence are goth rockers? What the hell is a goth rocker? Does MTV know what goth even is? I'll probably get the Gwen Stefani record, just because I'm a hopeless No Doubt mark. Nothing else seems to really jump out at me though.

Recently bought: Blessed Hellride-Black Label Society Coral Fang-Distillers Fallen-Evanecencse Greatest Hits-No Doubt Big Shiny 90's, volume 2-Various artists (Canadians will know what this is) Blessed Hellride and Coral Fang are both great. Fallen is pretty good, but I'm not sure if it was worth the buy or not. I'm a huge No Doubt mark at heart, so of course I loved their greatest hits. And the Big Shiny 90's is an awesome CD.

it's for 'nucks only. sorry. I wasn't aware of this...

Instant classic! I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship: "The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger) Winner: AJ Flaire Loser Leaves Town Match: Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards Winner: Judas The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match: The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua) Winner: Cappa OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match: Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger) Winner: SpiderPoet Total Decapitation Match: Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static Winner: The Sly~! Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship: Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger) Winner: PRL Too Good For A Stipulation: Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar Winner: Zack Rumble: (picks name out of hat...) G-Money

How is that an insult? Most guys don't have over 500 women as far as I know...

No, he was always in. Remember how he took on Henry on Raw to advance for the oppertunity to be #30? Only guys in the Rumble were part of those matches.

Nope. Test. 12 months of constant screen time and 0 good matches. Disagree. While Test hasn't had more than one arguably good matche, he's been consistant in medocrity. I don't see how he's worse than, say, Booker T. Wrestlers like Henry and Jones have barely had watchable, decent matches. Therefore, Test>them.

There were three funny eliminations last year: #1 was Tajiri getting casually tossed out after doing the Tranchula. #2 was the Jeff Hardy elimination by Rob. #3 was RVD's elimination by Kane. Good times.

Interesting article. Well if they can actually make a comeback, great. I think that to do that though, the 'old guard' has to be almost all erased.

Uh-uh! ::claims Jericho:: Well, if he's announced as being from Canada, he must be ashamed he was born in New York, right? I WIN! And the Canadian dollar is doing just fine. $.75 baby!

Jericho was born in New York, but was raised in Winnipeg. That's what really counts, and you know it!

The what? While I knew Bret was Canadian, he just sounded like a typical American to me anyway. Of course, it's possible to adopt another accent when you move away from your home region. He means that with Bret Hart, all of Canada was his hometown. So, the Bret Hart Principle was Canada was just one big city.

There's a Canadian accent? Face it, you all sound the same. God knows how many thousand sqaure miles of North America and the only accents that can easily be distinguished are ones from the deep south. And possiby Chicago, unless I'm thinking of New York. Now you try putting a Londoner and someone fom Glasgow in the same room and see if they can even understand what the other person is saying. THAT, my friends, is an ACCENT. "Ahum French, yew eediot! Vy elss do yew think I haf zis OUT-RAJEOUS AWCCENT!?" Not true. Not everyone is Canada sounds the same. Obviously, Quebec sounds different. And can't forget the damn Newfies.

Nah, I'm not an idiot. Drug-free over here, and mostly alcohol-free too. But Hastings is some scary shit. Don't go down there unless with a large group.

I'd probably run away too if my brother told me he was taking me down to Hastings after catching me doing coke.

If this is true, can you imagine how insane he would go when he see's that this leaked? Funny stuff.

Except a better match...but I see where you're going with that. This is going to be like how all Benoit's main event programs are: plays main-eventer for a month or two, role slowly gets decreased, ends up in meaningless mid-card feud and/or tag team... See last year after the Rumble.

Or is this just bullshit used to create a stir? Hm, might be. If it's true, I don't think it's a bad suggestion. I really don't see the harm in it. Although it seems when I read results, most the matches do have something to do with what they're dong on Raw or Heat.

I can't be the only one who thought of that awful 'Going To California' song when they read this title, right?

Guess I'll add my two cents: I don't talk to Zack as much as alot of people do seeing as I don't have AIM, but I know him enough to say he's a great guy. Easy to talk to, easy to joke around with. He's someone who's good to debate with, and he's not a dick about it. He got me involved in OAOAST, and I have to say, I'm glad he did, because it's a blast. I say this 100% seriously: he's one of the guys that I would like to meet in real life from this board.

Short little interviewish segment with Crystal.

I'm betting on Spike not being in the Rumble, and Taker replacing him. Works on three levels: 1) It's always good to have a mystery entrant. It adds suspence, even if it may be obvious who the entrant is. 2) Adds another threat to the Rumble. Even if he's never won one, most fans can easily believe Taker can win. 3) Since Kane is the one who injured Spike, it's his ultamatly his fault that Taker is in the Rumble. I would have Taker be the one eliminate Kane, and the feud begins. Of course, Taker would have to be on Raw, but there could be an excuse to let that happen. Also, I wouldn't have Moore come in so late. Have him come in when there's a monster (say Matt Morgan) the only one in the ring, and he DOESN'T get eliminated right away. Classic underdog.

Stamboli? That surprised me a bit. He does have an angle after all.