CanadianChick

Hey! I'm more of a positive than Johnson is a negative! Too bad everything you say is negated by your lame ass 3_Count avatar. Oh, you wish you were as cool and hip as 3 Count. "We like the Backstreet Boys, N*Sync too, and Britney Spears is kind of cute. We watch TRL on MTV, now everybody sing along, 1...2...3!!" I think this should be our official song. What do you think Tiff?

Hey! I'm more of a positive than Johnson is a negative!

Yes, yes you can.

Well, you sure know how to convice a gal....

I think that they can avoid the alliance problem in the match quite simply. All that has to happen is Orton and Nash get eliminated first and second. Then it's HHH vs. Goldberg vs. HBK vs. Jericho. No alliances, no partners. What they do after that, I don't know. I do think, however, that Jericho will be in the final two either way (EDIT: *if* HHH isn't going to win). If he actually wins (which I don't really see happening, but it might), he'll win over HBK all by himself (instant feud!). If he loses, he jobs to Goldberg in the finals. And in both situations, HHH would probably get pinned by HBK. But I would like to see Jericho eliminate HHH and Goldberg eliminate HBK or vice versa to show that there are no alliances, despite the heel/face connection.

The day is coming where he says something incredibly stupid to you and calls you stupid for knowing how dumb it is. Then you will know our pain. No, I've argued with him before. I've been in the situation. I'm just saying that this type of thing happens weekly in NHB.

Ah, the weekly Johnson vs. Everybody else flaming war. It seems alot of NHB threads end up like this.

You've might have seen Molly only on TV though. In person, she looks thinner than she does on TV. In the states, the average woman is 5'4 and a size 12. Molly is a size 6 or 8 at the most.

It was a tough pick between Brian and Stewie, but I went with Stewie. Although Brian does bring the comedy, that's for sure.

Happy Birthday! Hmmm...I think I'm going to send you something...look in your email inbox soon.

I don't really know if there is a heaven and hell. I would like the believe that if you've lived a good life, you have an after life. If you didn't , then you just rot away.

Well, he's selling his injury.

I know you can't get everybody on Smackdown, but I hate seeing Hardy on Velocity. Oh, and Benoit and Guererro on commentary during the Rhyno/Tajiri match? That must have been fun.

I love comments from people who don't watch wrestling better: Them: "It's all fake." Me: "It's pre-determined, not fake" Them: "That means it's fake" Me: "What's your favorite show?" Them: "Friends (or any other popular show)" Me: "Hm, well that's fake too." Them: "No! It's different!" Me: "Okay, explain how it's different" Them: "Uh, I gotta go"

AS, I think (at least I pray) that it was only a one time thing for the sake of comedy. Completely uncalled for, but hopefully it won't happen again. Because as I've said before, Molly is quite a bit thinnner than the average female, believe it or not.

The reason why I said it was amazing to me is that when she was in WWF, she was portrayed as a strong, independent female who didn't take any shit from anyone, especially guys. I was pretty young when Chyna was first introduced (with HHH), so it's a little hard for me to seperate the character from the real person. I just assume that the character of Chyna is like her in real life. Think about it, would the character of Chyna ever be one to get abused by someone?

It really is amazing that Joanie would get abused. If she can get abused, anyone can.

Meh, it's useless to argue who's better looking because everybody has different opinions on what's attractive.

I liked the women's match ending too. But I'll say something different. Personally, I liked the Spike/Christian match. It was a quick paced, fun match. If Raw had more of those, I'd be a happy camper. Oh, and I also liked Goldberg's lockerroom being a broom closet. Geez, is that what they meant by cutting expenses?

See, I hate it when people just assume Stacy's anorexic. Some women are just skinny, that's the way it is. On the other hand, calling Molly fat is just as riduculous. Newsflash: She's thinner than the average women. No, seriously, she is. Shocker, huh? In conclusion, practically every women in WWE is hot, with few exceptions.

That's bullshit. RVD may not be great on the mic, but it isn't 'career sabotage' to let him build his match. Even Kane is getting mic time.

Welcome Edgeheads to an abbreviated version of the Edgeucation. Before I get e-mails complaining, there is a reason. I'm leaving for the airport as soon as my big ol' fingers type this bad boy out. I have an appearance in Toronto, followed by 10 days with my mom, and my buddy Mike's wedding. This means no Edgeucation next week. I know, I know, like Lance Storm would say, I'm slacking, but fear not, I'm home for quite a while after that. Moving on to not-so-important matters, my summer of rock continues. On Tuesday night, Bubba Ray Dudley, his better half and I attended the Skid Row, Vince Neil and Poison concert. Hey, I still enjoy good, fun rock 'n' roll, and I've always been a Skids fan. During Skid Row’s set, it was relayed to me that the band wanted me to sing the shouting chorus on one of its new songs, "Thickskin." CHEAP PLUG ALERT: It’s a song which is on Skid Row’s new CD, of the same name, released last Tuesday. I pulled it off and, surprisingly, actually got a pop from the crowd. From there, I went to the side of the stage to watch the rest of the set. They closed with "Youth Gone Wild," but not before guitarist, and buddy, Dave "Snake" Sabo handed me his guitar and pushed me back on stage. OK, I've only been playing four months. At first, I was the proverbial deer caught in the headlights, or a crowd watching a La Resistance match. I quickly snapped out of it to hear Snake tell me they were in G. From there, I was a Pete Townsend wind-milling machine (OK, maybe not quite, but it's a cool visual). I also just realized that three-fourths of the people reading this will have no clue who Pete Townsend is, but oh well. Suffice it to say, the Edger had a great time on stage. I can definitely see why Chris Jericho enjoys Fozzy so much. It's a completely different rush from what we do, while still sharing so many similarities. After the show, the fun continued on the Skids bus. Now, for those of you who know me, you realize I'm not much of a drinker (except during the hockey playoffs). Between my trip to Calgary and this week, I think Bradshaw would have been proud. The Skids had a beer funnel, and this was a new experience for me. It was also a last experience for ye olde Edgemeister. After two, I tapped out quicker than Doink to a Crossface, or quicker than I did to Lance's. This was followed by Chris' baby shower, which once again ended with your faithful leader somehow slightly inebriated (maybe more than slightly). After some intense games of drunken Balderdash, it was time to leave and get some rest at my mom's this week, where I'm sure she'll fatten me to immense proportions. Thankfully, my weight is back up to 245 pound, which I have not sat at in a while. Mom should get it to 250. Time to hit the ol’ Edgesack (not literally). A lot of the female demographic seem to be interested in who I would pick for a Diva for a manager, if I felt the need. While Stacy Keibler and I would be very tall and very blond, I somehow see Trish Stratus and I doing some cool things (get your minds out of the gutter). But I think I'd have to go with my girl, Lita. I believe we could do some cool, innovative stuff together (once again, minds out of the gutter) and we look like polar opposites. Actually Gail Kim would work too, what with the matching PVC trench coats, and it doesn't hurt that I find Asian women beautiful. But to be honest, I like flying solo. That way, if anything goes wrong, it's my responsibility, no one else's. Once again, according to my very unofficial poll, it seems SmackDown! is the show that I should return to in the eyes of the fans. I have to admit, I see my opponents, who right now would be Eddie Guerrero, Rhyno, Big Show, and now Brock Lesnar, and that excites me (in a manly way, of course). Plus, it looks like Kurt Angle needs some serious help. Well, every time I take an extended break I ask for feedback, so I can return to thousands of e-mails. My query this week involves little ol' me writing a book. Would you read it, especially if yours truly actually wrote it? No ghostwriters. Or is it too soon? Let me know. Until next time, you have been Edgeucated.

Hmm...this is pretty out there. It's not a bad thing, but very much out of the norm of our society. I could never not hug someone. I'm a very huggy person. But if it's what they believe in, more power to them.

I loved the women's match. Wish it got a little more time, but you get what you get. And Molly is such a good heel. Gail wasn't bad herself, but that last spot was pretty damn awesome.

Did you say that last week, they weren't reacting to Orton? Actually, when he made that (incredibly dumb) comment about people wanting to see his nipples over Stacy's, he got a reaction. Heat from the guys, pops from the gals.