The Czech Republic

I want Macha NOW

I'm horrible at poker

I'm fishing for Rippers.

YEAH-UH!

Berman has the Sox/Sox series, so he will not be in Atlanta. Jason <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What's worse: "back, back, back back back backbackbackbackbkbkbkGONE!" or "you can put it on the booooooooooooooooaaaard....YES!" I really can't decide.

I'll be keeping my eye on you. Don't question a single thing Joe Torre does this month or I'll sledgehammer you with quote boxes

I just bought Antics, it was just okay.

FAMILY LOVE MICHAEL

Don't think I didn't realize that the second I posted

Mike Sciocsia X Mike Socisca X Mike Scoiosca X Mike Socosia X Mike Scioscia √ I think people just mash the c, i, o, and s keys, and pray.

....zing. I feel TheDon lives on borrowed time.

Don't worry, at least you're only in the second tier of Red Sox Nation

"Hey, I'm Paul Heyman. I'm broke and I live with my mother. You look good in those jeans, but you'd look better out of them."

if empires have emperors, and kingdoms have kings, then I guess a country would have Hillary Clinton

What, so they're showing Hawks-Wings games from like ten years ago? Because that's the last time the Great Lakes rivalry mattered.

I thought it was directed to Deon.

He's just takin' it one day at a time, or going by his gut instinct, or whatever the hell they're always lauding him for.

Because I bet at some point in the summer y'all were saying "what would we do without Tanyon Sturtze?" By the way, if Greg Maddux was a mongoloid, he'd be Tanyon Sturtze.

Cubs are 1st at first, 4th behind the plate, 9th at second, 6th at third....4th in the NL Central.

Where will we put him? I don't wanna lose Deng or Ben Gordon.

Yeah and they'll say "aw shit he's white what are we gonna doooooooooo" Unfortunately, Dusty claims he wants to give us one more year, so hopefully MacPhail says "um no you don't" and sends him out. We finished 79-83, you know. Are there any A's coaches who have been sufficiently brainwashed by Billy Beane who might want to manage a team? Maybe even Ken Macha himself?

We'll need to wait a game or two to see what Fox provides us. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But don't worry. Fox WILL provide. It's a cornucopia of gag fodder.

Some guys don't like the pressure of being the local boy. Some guys want to get paid more and play in big cities. If I grew up in central Florida, and was the pride of central Florida, and Stern rigged the draft so I would just happen to end up being drafted by the Orlando Magic, yeah, I'd put in my three years, but if I started getting offers to be a Laker, or a Bull, or a Knick, or a Celtic, of course I'd bolt.

Mo Vaughn ate last year's running gags, so let's get some new material this time around.

I'm resigned to the fact that in a city with TWO Jesse Jacksons in it, the only way a black guy gets replaced is if he's replaced with another black guy. McClendon 4 skipper