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Nomar, you schmuck, I bet you aggravated an injury while you did this. Now we're going to have to replace you with Neifi Perez as our starting shortstop. Thanks for nothing. EDIT: "Edgar would have made critical errors #31 and #32" credit Boston DirtDogs

This gimmick is being poorly executed. For optimal performance, you should just post a picture of The King with the big creepy grin, since he doesn't talk. Surrender your password to me in a PM in the next 24 hours so I may correctly perform these duties.

Replacements - "Alex Chilton" U2 - "With or Without You" Dmitri Shostakovich - Festive Overture

Oh, who doesn't resent their First Big Hit.

Believe it or not, I don't have HBO in the dorms, so my dad is taping this season for me. It's not as good as the older seasons, but Wanda and the racist dog was still funny. Wanda is always funny to me. Or when Larry vehemently denies being married to Susie. The fact that Larry and Jeff improvise like all their dialogue and talk things over without telling Cheryl what's going to happen amuses me too, like with the "we need to talk" sequence, you can tell she's just so confused. It's awesome.

If she didn't have giant ugly braces, Melanie could be sort of cute

Not Fox's fault that the only things the White Sox are known for are the Black Sox and their array of hideous uniforms over the years pre-1991

what happened

Lorelai is just such a bitch to her dad.

Oh, I just noticed Corey Patterson hit .215 this year. Unacceptable. He's outta here.

I had the best idea for Tajiri a few years ago, where he'd be like Positively Kanyon and just sneak around backstage kickin' guys in the back of the head. Like during a WALKING! spot before break, Tajiri just jumps out from somewhere and kicks Shawn Michaels in the head. And he just goes around being the Japanese Assassin for a while

Actually it was closer to Steve Austin's first

But Lawler doesn't work at a middle school

AVOID THE NOID

Alright man. Let's go. I'ma beat the Canadian at his own show. Oh and P.S.: if you think Degrassi was a right-wing political machine you are a dumb motherfucker

Well that should be lifted then, you deserve to have your game covered. I just don't want Fox showing more games than it has to.

But the way of it has always been a national Game Of The Week. Why would I watch the Cubs on WGN most days, then put them on Fox for a day, if it's not a national feed? Unless you mean something else. But no it shouldn't be like NFL where there are all these various interchangeable crews in lieu of a local team. I want to see the restrictions on WGN and TBS slightly lifted so the Cubs and Braves can get more national coverage. They deserve it. Why shouldn't they get it?

I think this or next is the last year I want ABC or NBC to get it, on the condition that NBC uses the old NBA music Pujols! Bonds! It's MLB on NBC! da-da-da-da-da-DAH!

Pssst... it's not really LA <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it's not "really" Chicago either Unless the Cubs are not really Chicago My point is White Sox have no national relevance, other than the cheaters

It's the Kansas City/van/hotel/Xanax thing that kills it dead.

Well, that didn't take long at all. Congratulations on your new Thibault!

Old Fox baseball slogan: "You can't script October" The new Fox baseball slogan: "Oh shit. We can't script it either" or "You can't script October" "Unless you're the White Sox"

Is it possible that conservatives are, in fact, judging her on her qualifications, and aren't quite bowled over by them?

Wake up in the mornin feelin shy and lonely gee! I gotta go to school I don't think I can make it dooon't think I can take it I wonder what I'm gonna do But when I look around I see That someone is smilin' right at me WAIT! That someone's talkin' to me Hey! I've got a new friend! Anybody can succeed All you need is to believe Be honest with yourself Forget your fears and doubts C'mon give us a try At Degrassi Junior HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!!!!! oh yeah. that's the good stuff. all from memory. Viva la 7th grade health class.

Remember the song where Duke Ellington called out Count Basie?