The Czech Republic

We can battle A rap! A rap! A rappity rap!

"Aw dang, gimme back my lineup card! I picked the wrong guy!"

I still don't want her.

Wait, it's a fight?

Also, St. Gabriel of Djibouti probly sucks too

who the hell are you to make fun of me. NIGGA PLEASE

BBCW doesn't even look up to himself.

So, where's the real nominee? Is this like Let's Make A Deal, where sometimes he'd string you along into thinking you won a goat, but then kinda roundabouts over to telling you that you really won a car? Seriously.

I thought you fancy yourselves "progressives" now.

Preferably while they're inside the Metrodome so as to kill two birds with one stone.

Hi! I'm a Chicago Cubs fan! I'll gladly take Isringhausen off your hands.

Well you wouldn't like it if I called you a comatose redneck homer with an overrated career, the great judgment to fire Tony La Russa during a one-year abortion of a GM stint, and as much variation in your speech as a pull-string doll, but that's more to type.

Right <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wait, St. Gabriel of Djibouti = Hawk Harrelson? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He disappears for long stretches, then reappears only to make some incoherent rambling remark about how the White Sox are the best. Hey! I do believe you are on to something! It is Hawk Harrelson! Maybe during all those scary 7th innnings when Darrin Jackson is fending for himself, Hawk is on TSM!

I have Jewish ancestry. kkktookmybabyaway's great-grandfather probably harassed my great-grandfather. He probably sent telegrams that would end with an ellipsis. "I hate the way your tribe runs the media, stop! Cease running my newspaper, it's more like a snoozepaper, stop stop stop!"

But you've only been here for ten months, and we had a join-to-read policy years ago.

Piniella and Brenly should switch places so as to quarantine the suck.

That was mostly nikjohns's fault.

Mike Tice is probably a bigger moron

Wait, did Jarrod Washburn give Joe Buck strep? He sounded really bitchy about "some people being exposed to strep throat...thanks a LOT, Washburn."

Tyrone Marx?

It could be worse. He could be Brandon Arroyo.

Nomar understands his situation. He'll be back if Hendry wants him back.

Nomar seems interested in staying with the Cubs, because the North Side fans have stuck by him to some extent through his, and our, crappy 2005. He also knows that he's not worth shit on the open market, since the only other team that would overpay for him is probably Florida.

You know, I'm glad hockey is back and all that, but I'm not gonna lie, I can't get into it like I had gotten into it the last three seasons. Try as I may, I can't get excited about it as much as I did before, even though there's better play on the ice now than there was then. It just doesn't feel the same with that whole lost year.

Some of last year's NLCS wasn't even nationally televised, right? I seem to remember it getting bumped outright for Yanks-Sox some nights and put on the FSNs.