The Czech Republic

Joe Morgan is calling the A's game tonight. Joy.

Did I mention we were held to one run by Eric Milton?

The Cubs are so, so, so, so bad here. Do you think they can lose 10 straight? Do you think 10 straight, which would put us at 54-62, is enough to send Dusty out of town?

Gimmick posters posting in threads started by other gimmick posters, it's like whoa, like when you cut a Mobius strip in half.

My shoes going to be inside your fucking head mother fucker. pwned I think it's Banders Kennany.

WHAT?!? Do the Blackhawks have ANYBODY now?!?

So we do all know this is a gimmick poster, right.

Yes.

Joe Morgan is strokin' it

overrated stoner shit

I figured the kid in the original song died. Also, you momentarily lapsed into what was ostensibly a rewrite of "Southern Man," and then something Toby Keith would do, and also, I can't imagine this song would have a soft, mournful section. But keep on rockin' with your rewrites all the same. Oh also, insofar as I can judge by singing your lyrics as I listen to the original, the lyrics don't always flow smoothly. The "mom you ruined my life" verse sticks out to me, because it doesn't follow the AABB rhyme scheme that Neil used and you picked up. Are you doing something different there musically? I can't tell. At any rate, if you're gonna cover this song, I really think you should leave the lyrics as they are. It bothers me when covers mess with the original lyrics. I think Limp Bizkit did this with "Wish You Were Here." Feel free to, as you said, provide a different way of arranging the music, add some instruments, do some other stuff like that. But I think the lyrics are kind of sacrosanct, especially with Neil Young.

Fit? It's gonna lead off the damn show. It will shown several times, and will be followed by expert discussion and analysis by a New York public safety official, Harold Reynolds, bench coach Joe Girardi, and for reasons wholly unbeknownst to anyone, Stephen A. Smith.

I liked how Dusty was really into tonight's game! So yeah the Cubs are closer to the Reds than the Astros. Delightful. I feel that a sweep has gotta close the book on Baker.

Cubs dog it for eight and wake up in the ninth after it's 9-0. They've gotta be trying to get their skipper fired.

Baby, Take Your Teeth Out

What.

The Cubs are testing my patience. We need some changes right now, and anyone who can't see that is blind or delusional, and is probably working for a certain division of the Tribune Company.

Nice Guy Adam is the worst e-fed champion ever.

Yeah, in 1996

Toronto doesn't deserve to be listed with those two. KC and Seattle were two of the six teams that were said to be out of it at the deadline; the Blue Jays are still clinging to a longshot at the wild card with Baltimore's freefall.

I was keeping a watchful eye on Wrigley North last year. They were looking good for a while until they remembered they were the Milwaukee Brewers. I guess Bob Uecker deserves a .500 team after all these years. Hey speaking of Wrigley, Cubs drop their fourth in a row, seventh of last nine.

FOOOOOOOOOOOTBAALLLLLLLL

Indians should be sent to the Whiny Bitches folder of life.

Well as long as nobody tries to mess with Gustav Holst's best work again.