The Czech Republic

You know, they probably would.

The Braves are praying that the Wild Card comes out of the East so as to set them up with the Padres. Also, the DRays would be better just from having Rocco Baldelli in the lineup again, I'd reckon.

I was going for Kanye West but whatever works. Or is Kanye "DA GUBMENT GIVE MAH PEOPLE THE CRACK"? One or the other. Maybe both. I don't really follow these things.

Frankie Kazarian is in WWE?

DA GUBMENT GIVE MAH PEOPLE THE AIDS

Yeah but that song is good because it's a Hendrix song. Real American is Hulkamania.

I didn't say I wanted the Cubs to get him. The White Sox are the ones interested in Griffey. Cubs could've claimed him to give the finger to the South Siders, but like you said, then we're stuck with him.

Just heard on AM 1000 (ESPN Radio Chicago, White Sox flagship) that Ken Griffey Jr. cleared waivers. Hmph.

Kinda looks like Chief Blackhawk

I expected twice as much as I ended up doing.

And by 2019, we should have the technology to blow up the Moon! Take it away, C.S. Lewis Jr.!

I concur. More teal, less silver and black. You are not the Raiders. You are not the White Sox. You play in Miami and are named for a fish. Be gaudy.

The Toronto Maple Leafs vs. youth

I get the impression that Hawk Harrelson is a dumbshit! "I really have to believe that we're the best team we've ever seen all year!" "I don't care if that Oakland club beat us 2-7, we're a better ball club than they are and that's that!" "Let me tell you, Ozzie is gonna figure this out and if we get Oakland first round, I like our chances! I really do!"

What's the angle?

I don't think he is, I think he's just hurt for another six weeks or so.

Oh I didn't just realize it. Where were you last October when it was nothing but Fun With McCarverisms? Didn't take long for ol' Jerome to fuck it up, btw

Tim: "It's down to Lee and Pujols for MVP." Joe: "What about Andruw Jones?" Tim: "Forget him." Joe: "Forget him?" Tim: "Yes." Joe: "So you're saying, the one guy who has been a constant on this young injured Atlanta Braves team, the leading home run hitter in the major leagues, the one guy Bobby Cox has been able to count on, has no chance at being the MVP." Tim: "Yes." Tim: "Why doesn't the firing of a manager make the sense that hiring him does?" Joe: "Well, I can't answer that, because I don't understand what you're trying to say." TV on mute now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. Buck and McCarver are wearing pastel yellow shirts. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I thought it was bad enough that Joe Buck was calling a Cards-Cubs game, and that McCarver was there, but man. AAAAAAAAAAHHHH.

Well then, Nationals, obviously. Angels?!?

Okay I can't stand that MLB on XM commercial anymore. I can see how it's so great it even brings Yankees and Red Sox fans together, and Giants and Dodgers fans...but where the hell do they pull Orioles-Angels from?? Is there some longstanding Los Angeles-Baltimore rivalry that I don't know about? Or do they just really want to market the Angels? I don't get it. Cubs-Cardinals. Obvious. You fucked up, commercial.

But he's not black

I don't like Julia-Louis Dreyfus's episodes that much, actually.

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