The Czech Republic

Oh great, that's like the Marty Jannetty vs. Jim Neidhart of baseball matchups. And even worse, they're capital smallball offenders, so you can bet we'll be hearing about productive outs! Blah.

MAIDEN FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! RRRRAAAAAAAAAWK AWWWWWWWWWN

I had two.

I finally listened to it, and I have to say that this may be a "placeholder" album just to tide us over. I think 311 is a placeholder band.

Hey, that was gonna be mine, and I just gave myself the Royal Tenenbaums sig and everything. It's even playing during the scene.

I was like "well at least he's at third and not center," but when he looked so thoroughly clueless trying to field a Jeff Francoeur bunt, I realized it doesn't matter. Yup. Neifi and Macias are half of the infield. Let's get Todd Hollandsworth in left and bring back Tom Goodwin now and wrap up the year with the Dusty Baker All-Stars.

I hope aviators never go out of style. I've been wearing those since 2000.

I'll do it.

QUITE FRANKLY, THERE HAS NEVER, AND WILL NEVER, BE A PLAYER LIKE ALLEN IVERSON EVER AGAIN IN THE NBA! HOWEVAH!, YOU CANNOT IGNORE KOBE BRYANT!

You know, there's honestly a very good chance that Neifi Perez is gonna be our starting shortstop next year. Forget Nomar and Furcal, Neifi will take us to the playoffs.

I found my new background. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> SHIT I DON'T OWN RELICS

I don't care. I still would

But I have a nice baritone. Perfect for harmony!

Well, we're done now.

Who is Ashley, and is she cute

A professional otaku! you're kidding

Mole, I like your new friend. She's not shiny!

I'm not sure about that; I think patriotism in Britain has National Front connotations at times. I remember there was some controversy because Morrissey wrapped himself in the Union Jack and everyone thought he was a racist.

NO MORE FRAT PACK MOVIES NO MORE REMAKES

This is the most damning indictment of the Killers that's I've read heretofore. And the Coldplay line in there, that really takes it over the top. Also, it's funny when bands like Radiohead appear on this list and its converse.

There's nothing wrong with Metallica, as long as it's not that St. Anger shit. And I do like "Hanging by a Moment." The rest of those, yeah, they're shitty.

Is that the one where Michael is mad about the house order being cut from 22 to 18?

I expected more love for the Tull.

Whatever. I laughed.

"A Wolf At The Door" is the best track on that album.