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WHAT THE FUCK WHO BANNED MIKESC

So who's telling us that Lincoln shared a bed with a guy?

I'm not talking about that article. I'm talking more about Banky et al saying it doesn't matter if he cheats on his wife with two women and says "I'm fucking for Jesus now," he's a great man. I'm just asking for the objective accounts that our historians afford to whiter men.

Alligators can't survive in that toxic waste, though

Well if "CanadianGuitarist" wasn't a giveaway, this is

That's a lot of feces to eat.

JFK was less of a President because he fucked up the Bay of Pigs, stole an election, and lived from one cortisone shot to the next. The guy was so damn sick all the time. How did he find it in him to commit so much adultery? He was a notch above dead through his whole presidency. Anyway, if you expose a white historical figure, you're a historian, but if you expose a black one, you're a redneck, I guess.

More teams should do that. Cough cough, Cubs, cough cough.

Shepard Smith should be declared missing, even if he isn't.

Well if the Dodgers' early innings are viewed on TV the way they're attended live, no harm done.

I initially misread that as "Jesus was was the worst father in the world."

I think the premise here is that women will be just walking around everywhere with teeth in their snatches, like the grocery store, Crate & Barrel, bars, restaurants, dark alleys, etc. "My friend found the G-Spot, all I found was a bear trap."

So should we just pick and choose whose skeletons we turn a blind eye to? We're more than happy to talk about Tommy Jefferson fucking his slaves, or Ben Franklin fucking anything that moved; we'll halfheartedly start gay rumors about Abe Lincoln, and Ronald Reagan will soon be under the closest of scrutiny, I'm sure. Those aren't rednecks dredging up their pasts. Those are historians. Those four men did great things for America too. Why is MLK off limits?

Do you think he got his picture taken with David Duke?

Baby take your teeth out it'll be fine Baby take your teeth out it'll be fine Baby take your teeth out there ain't nothin' left to talk about

What if she finds a hot guy at the bar and forgets to take out her rape teeth? That would be a date gone awry.

oh why bother

For Kotz

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What if the woman puts it on inside out?

Common problem, I work at tech support and get this all the time. Try deleting all your homoerotic GIFs and JPEGs, that should clear it right up.

They're a pop band. Image matters. In this case, they're 30something-year-old men, dressing like high school sophomores. It was okay when they were 20something-year-old men dressing as high schoolers ten years ago, but I think the visual overhaul of Green Day is pretty ridiculous.

I messed with the wrong chick.

You're cool.