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DUED AUTOMATIC IS FOR PUSSIES REAL DRIVERS DRIVE A STICK and in other news, SHUT UP MAN I CAN BENCH MORE THAN YOU

does that shirt say "Cooter's"?

Horror movies don't scare me.

Mole's stalking again.

Just like life, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

Synclavier orchestration, whatever that means to you. I don't own it but am to understand it's love it or hate it. PS: you'd probably like Weasels Ripped My Flesh a great deal. Polyrhythmic free jazz meets noise meets pop orchestration. It's kind of related to Lumpy Gravy and We're Only In It For The Money, but stands alone better. Lumpy Gravy sucks. I got annoyed by it as soon as "Duodenum" ended. I'd rather not compare it to anything. Weasels Ripped My Flesh is pretty awesome, especially "The Orange County Lumber Truck." I always skip the title track though. As for Synclavier stuff, there's some to be found on Mothers of Prevention, and you're right, it's pretty love/hate. While it's technically sound, it really does sound cold, even though this was a synthesizer that cost like $150,000 in 1981 dollars. There's a real sterile feel to those tracks.

Whoa. When did YOU come back

Fuck Wake Forest. That is all

Well, looks like the Orlando Magic shan't be going to the playoffs. Nice one Franchise. See, if Cuttino Mobley had stayed in town, he never would have done this. He just wanted to get suspended for the rest of the season because he couldn't do it without Cuttino.

aw man Don Nelson is like the coolest coach in the league, too Is it pretty much a given that Jerry Sloan is gonna call it quits at year's end?

I can invite Fatu if you want

Any one of my limbs falls asleep at least once a week.

I didn't even click your stupid link because you're a waste of time.

With any luck, tightly wound around your throat

He has like five blog threads. He's worse than me.

Well since apparently we're going to try and be hip and cool by emulating useless moron Scott Keith, I give you three red hot pokers up the ass

Is that one of Heath's nuts hanging out?

Undertaker would bug the shit out of me if I actually bothered to watch Smackdown more than twice a year. But since I'm not tired of him by virtue of never watching his show, I'd prefer that he beats Randy Orton at Wrestlemania, because shit, he's Randy Orton. I don't have to explain this

Empty shelves. Jesus.

I'm going to go make fun of people you don't like because I need your approval, VX

Contribute to society? Weren't you the guy who wouldn't bother voting until everyone at TSM basically mocked you into going out to do it a few hours later? And no, supporting potheads over contributors to the economy is not where the country is going. It's just that nobody here likes you. And who says potheads don't contribute to society or the economy? The snack food industry sure doesn't. Nobody values your trust.

yeah, Your Paragon Of Virtue must've masturbated to the fact that he got a compliment from Incandenza, I mean he's only been doing the whole "mommy look at me jump into the swimming pool" thing for how long now?

we're trying to pretend it didn't happen

That's what he gets for not being Dominican.

Nevada d. Texas. whoops. Good thing I didn't enter my brackets into a pool this year