The Czech Republic

Jeff George got a 10, Eli Manning got a 39

Now, what does that say about university acceptance policies? How the fuck he graduated high school, I'll never know. See, this is why I'm always a little iffy about college sports. I mean, I know athletes don't just fall out of the sky ready for the pros, but man, something isn't right about this.

Man, even the Cubs were semi-diplomatic to Sosa in public. Kenny Williams really is as dumb as Michael Lewis made him seem. And yeah, Thomas probably is the best White Sock of all time, making it an even more inappropriate statement

They're an overseas dependency, so they can govern themselves, but still recognize Queen Beatrix as head of state. Is the only requirement for the Italian national team that your name has to end in a vowel? Seriously what a farce

Well getting out of his mom and dad's is a step in the right direction; I got the impression from him that being there wasn't doing him any good.

THAT'S NOT A LINK YOU BASTARD YA GOT ME AGAIN

wheeee i worked teh board weeeeeeeeeee

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Remember when Marney ripped on CJ for dressing like a thug? Tired argument, but she was pretty funny in that one. And yeah, nobody's cool on TSM.

God, he just beat me to it, too

And of course that leaves the baby with no say in the matter. That "logic" is flawed. If I want to die than that's my choice. I don't want that decision taken away from me when I'm in the first real 9 months of my life. Do you have a fake 9 months of life in there somewhere? He has a whole fake life somewhere

WP abortion joke? too easy

Attaboy.

I hope the tourism bureaus really play it up. Fix the biggest mistake of your life by coming to Vermont!

Speaking of mental problems 3 Members: The Czech Republic, Imarkout4eldandy, Drury37

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/43189

I'm just gonna let y'all know that this one doesn't have the staying power you guys think it does. Don't let that stop you from trying to entrench it in the vernacular, though!

Hey, Muggy. Did you shave yet? I'm not kidding, you look like an 8th grader

"Voice Of God Is Just Cheney On The Intercom" was a good one. COmmon problem with the Onion is that of full articles, news-in-briefs, and freestanding headlines, they run with the wrong ones. The ones where just the premise itself would be funny get stretched into full-blown articles and stop being funny, and ones where there should be more aren't expanded on.

When do we change this folder to "frivolous self-referential bullshit"

By the way, I like Leena and Muggy should lose the teenstache

I probably know the owners and they're probably Greek.

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It's making a weird humming sound right now, I'm not fucking kidding. My laptop is gonna die.

I never want another Texan anywhere again, EVER. I want to be done with Texas.