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He's Vince Carter, never count him out

And Charles Barkley will laugh.

I'm pretty sure it's 23 of 24, seeing as ESPN tells me every fifteen minutes.

Carter's going to trip and fall before he even gets out of the airport in Newark.

That's funny, I didn't know getting sodomized increased one's self-confidence.

1)San Antonio 2)Seattle 3)Phoenix 4)Sacramento 5)Minnesota 6)Dallas 7)Denver 8)Utah The Lakers are not guaranteed a playoff spot.

Nah that was a real drubbing. And it's hard to say how great the New England Patriots are if they're just dropping games intentionally.

I think that was just a problem completely unrelated to the Royal Rumble match.

You're gonna be really sad when the Lakers finish ninth.

If that will be the case, then those orange jump suites should have ads on them, too... "Prisoner #2488486 Presented By The Home Depot" might be just the thing to lower our skyrocketing prison costs.

I assumed that a)Carter has a no-trade clause, and b)he won't waive it to play in Jersey

The Bulls could pull ahead of the Bucks! I knew this team had potential. DENG!

On Whose Line: UK had Tony Slattery, US didn't, therefore, UK wins. Plus Clive Anderson was funnier at doing arbitrary point awarding than Drew Carey.

I didn't get the memo from when we changed over, I guess. lousy Smarch weather

I bet CSI would never mix up THEIR brands.

The hell's with all the superfluous exclamation points? Did Incandenza hack into your account?

He's right, you know.

Well at least they gave props to Morrissey, but I agree that USA Today is nothing more than rainbow fluff. Seriously, who here actually reads USA Today on a daily basis? It's a joke of a paper. Color graphs, who gives a shit. I read the Chicago Tribune and the Wall Street Journal. Those are fucking newspapers. USA Today is what I read when there's nothing better to look at while I wait for Darlene to bring my Grand Slam over at Denny's.

Then it's only fitting that plaintiffs whose lawsuits are thrown out for being frivolous are forcibly crashed into concrete walls at high speeds.

BRIGHT YELLOW TSM!!!!!

Kids in the Hall doesn't apply to this because more people dislike it then like it. "So are like all of them gay with each other or something? This is dumb." Geez Whose Line UK = comedy goodness Whose Line US = suck. My reward would be not having to do things with Drew Carey. Family Guy is great, shut up, non-believers. I fear that the new episodes won't be funny though. anyway ATHF, I didn't get it. I'm not hip enough I guess. Friends, I hate it. I'm not fucking dumb enough I guess. Git-R-Done Guy, fuck him. I'm not redneck enough I guess.

It's always a good week to be a baseball fan when you're Bob Barron. You've always got a winner to cheer for, based on the premise that every day, somebody has to win a game.

I wish I sang "Never Had No One Ever" when I was still in my high school jazz ensemble.

Oh great, this guy went to the Choken One school of capitalization...

There's something so cool about an NBA coach not taking shit from his players. This is the way it ought to be, but I guess this is an age where the players get revenge for their college years by recruiting their coaches instead of vice versa.