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BOOM SHAKA LAKA!

Fuzzy Bunny vs. Uktar Khan, The Mayor Of Mongolia.

FYE Faceslam

"It's over" means it's anything but over.

It's The Great Pumpkin, Maven. Girl 6, Maven She's Got to Have it, Maven School Daze, Maven White Maven Can't Jump So does he hop on one foot?

I wonder if Benoit turns heel for no logical reason whatsoever. hmm...

Because they didn't commit a flagrant foul

"Hey ref! did you see that?" Hey Ross. Did he HEAR that?

Main Event Rollup! Double ooh!

Main Event Dropkick! ooh!

Maven could represent the hybrid vigor of evolution.

well it HAS to be "no I won't" or what will we do for the next ten minutes?

Shelton opens a resturaunt called "Mr. Wings 'N' Grits". Issa bouta fiffy-pounna rib!

Nah, it's probably Farsi. Sure as hell ain't Arabic, ignorant bastards

you mean couscous.

no tickie no shirtie! (spits mist) I just hope Paul Heyman doesn't run a bank.

Oh God he just declared jihad on WWE. Dead angle.

Probably because he is.

And now, the non-Arab American will translate the English into...not Arabic.

ARABS RUN QUIK-E-MARTS HAHAHAHAHA

But he can cut...meat. Cut that meat! Cut that meat! Cut that meat!

I wouldn't go so far as to call Rosey fat ass. Yeah, he's got a weight problem...but what's the brother gonna do, he's Samoan. It's like asking him to have a soft skull, or not be related to half of wrestling history.

"You may get the girls, and the night life, and the friends in high places...but you won't save anything on your car insurance, Maven."

"Yes, Chris. I made the right decision. I switched to Geico."