"I don't think he can remember any Japanese wrestlers"
If Eugene had a post-match interview and namedropped Kawada and Misawa, TSM would become The Semen Mess.
You know, as much as JR says "King, I'm not a wrestler!", he probably has one of the best W-L records of the roster.
And don't worry, Jim. Half the active wrestlers aren't wrestlers either.
COMMENT: Poster RHR is twelve-year-old having a daydream.
*thinks this gimmick rules. >_>
Yeah but you think Randy Orton rules so you know fuck all about what constitutes "good."
I think Khosrow Daivari should turn heel and become a Zoroastrian, encompassing the very dualistic nature of the Raw brand. Then he shall cut promos from atop the Towers Of Silence where he will leave the corpses of his opponents to be eaten by vultures.
Come on. More obscure non-Christian religion references. Try and keep up.
Okay, fine, Baal was the ancient Hebrew SUN god, but it's not like 95% of the swamp sludge that is the WWE folder population would've called me on it anyway.
I liked that they played "Separate Ways" by Journey. And the honky rink. But EVERYONE saw the James Caan ending coming as soon as they heard James Caan was in the episode. Lisa can stop being in plots.