The Czech Republic

Is he looking for an ass to grab? Reach out, Shannon.

PAIN

What the fuck was this.

I bash no gays.

What a strange field to be an expert in.

Any way you slice it, cutting back to 70 games a year is pretty weak. "Playing is hard!" they say. Come on, they were playing 84 games for a while. 70 is too short.

With all the apparent trouble that some people have undergoing lethal injection and the gas chamber, sometimes I wonder if one bullet to the back of the head is seriously the most painless and efficient way to carry out the death penalty. I mean, it's not cruel and unusual. People are always getting killed by guns! That's pretty fuckin' usual to me. Let me tell you what IS unusual, sticking some cat in a room with cyanide gas and not letting him out.

No one posts better.

Oh by the way, the press releases all make sure to remind us that Bob Brenly and Dusty Baker are close friends. Faaaaaantastic.

I think Bill Murray, Dan Ackroyd, and Jim Belushi all filled in for Harry Caray at some point.

Doesn't the Speaker of the House take the VP's place should he expire? I think if the VP assumes the Presidency and dies, the Speaker is next in line, but I believe if it's just a matter of vacating the office of the vice-president, then a new VP is appointed at the President's discretion.

For the anagram buffs, "Spiro Agnew" can be rearranged to spell "grow a penis."

Well at the time of the release, not at all, but at the present day, surely he has enough money to give back to the community that did so much for him. Someone said he went to private school outside of Flint. is this true?

Nomar to the CARDINALS?!? No. This isn't it.

7. Reinsdorf said he wouldn't even bother. 12. Well played. 20. Better played. Mercker should go down too. Let's officially change the question to "Why won't Roger Clemens retire"

I'm not feeling it.

It's great that he brings them up and how awful it is there now, but what has he given back to the city? The whole idea of Roger & Me is that it's wrong to just be out to make money and you have an obligation to give back to your city. At the end of Roger & Me he says this film cannot be shown in the city of Flint because all the theatres have closed. Surely he could've built one. Assuming he didn't make that part up.

Did Bob Holly do it?

Bill Murray should call the games.

Sportscenter had typographical errors all over the graphics a few days ago.

He should try not talking. I'm gonna miss Steve Stone.

I want to know what he's done for Flint.

Who says "the-e-e-e-e-e-e Yankees win!" He sucks. Bob Brenly is replacing Steve Stone for TV color commentator. I'm as excited as you'd expect.

1. Carlos Beltran - Cubs 2. Adrian Beltre - Dodgers 3. Brad Radke - Phillies 4. Edgar Renteria - Cardinals 5. Pedro Martinez - Red Sox 6. Carlos Delgado - Yankees 7. Magglio Ordonez - Astros 8. Jason Varitek - Red Sox 9. Carl Pavano - Red Sox 10. Richie Sexson - 11. J.D. Drew - Angels 12. Nomar Garciaparra - Cubs 13. Troy Glaus - Yankees 14. Armando Benitez - Angels 15. Odalis Perez - Orioles 16. Troy Percival - Cubs 17. Matt Clement - Red Sox 18. Orlando Cabrera - Red Sox 19. Jeff Kent - Dodgers 20. Moises Alou - Giants 1. Sammy Sosa - to the Nationals for a carton of smokes (joke answer!) 2. Randy Johnson - to the Yankees for prostates 3. Kevin Brown - to the Braves for Andruw Jones 4. Charles Johnson - stays 5. Jose Guillen - to the Astros for Jason Lane I think Fat Roger tries one more time.

Immanuel Kant says murder should be punished by death, and damned if I'm gonna argue with him