The Czech Republic

I run on the treadmills for half an hour a day, but I've been slacking this week.

I hope you break YOUR neck doing handstands and cartwheels. Yeah. I went there.

Yeah that's right the Maple Leafs lost in the Finals to the Canucks that year.

I meant Red Wings.

Wow! That's cool! I was puzzled when MrRant started my thread.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=63463

I grant wishes.

I know, I tried doing Match Game.

Any Jews get killed today? Ah, no matter, they've got their whole lives ahead of them, why blow it now

"People say you compromised the integrity of the team." "Man, I've been meaning to ask people. I need a dictionary or something. What does integrity mean? I asked my dad and he ddin't know. So what is integrity, anyway?" God this is too fucking much

Well it's not as if the San Jose Sharks are a classic organization steeped in historical moments and legendary games. What was their pinnacle, upsetting the Maple Leafs in 94?

Bob Ryan doesn't do ANY shows anymore? Woody Paige is scaled back? I gotta watch tomorrow...seems like whenever I DO catch ESPN at 4, they're pre-empted

James W. Walter, his name is. He's a freaking nut thus far and Anderson Cooper is treating him with too much respect. No wait. "Okay, you have no history in structural engineering, you're just a guy that inherited a million dollars." Don't miss this Also, this guy is twitching like a rabbit on meth.

I thought that Woody and Jay were friends.

I cut Iowa's governor with "haha, you said sack."

It's nice that we have a thread where people are instructing each other how to inhale.

Well certainly not in a Republican primary.

haha. you said "sack."

Nixon got hurt by Eisenhower responding to "What did Richard Nixon do that was good?" with "Give a week and I'll think of something." Clinton never slammed Gore.

Don't let Illinoisavich run, his hair frightens children.

I'm watching SNL Christmas, and Chevy Chase is AWFUL as Gerald Ford, if that's who he's attempting to be.

"As for me, four simple words: I HAVE MOB TIES."

Love what? EDIT: Never mind you fixed it Also, it seems like primary voters are really stupid sometimes.

Go on. Dick Morris isn't the only one who has stated he heard her discussing "Jew bastards" and the like. -=Mike Interesting. One minority down, several more to go. How many voting blocs can Hillary alienate? Well, she had that whole she thought Gandhi was running a gas station joke that went over --- well, as well as you'd expect it to. -=Mike Nah she got off too easy for that one.

I don't watch wrestling if it's not on Mondays