The Czech Republic

maybe because the stros are so bad Boston can get Roger Clemens hahahaha lol! Thanks.

hahahahaha From now on, I'ma 1-up y'all. I'm not just going to post with subjects that aren't descriptive, I'm using total non-sequiturs. If I post something about NHL lockout news, I'll title it "The Pros and Cons of Circumcision."

Snapple.

I saw competitive jump roping once.

I'm so worried that this'll be another thing where I expect to have the time of my life but people back out of going for flimsy reasons, and I just end up not going at all or being bored as fuck, because there's no way I'm just going to watch twenty-four drum corps all day and nothing else. I'm finding new friends as of today.

The trend with Cub injuries this year is this. "This is a minor injury. This shouldn't affect anything." "We expect him to make his next start." "He may have to miss a start or two." "Just to be safe, we're going to put him on the 14-day DL." "This may require another 14 days." So yeah it doesn't look good. Prior went from missing a week of spring training to missing two months. We could get Randy Johnson if we wanted him bad enough, but we could also get Nomar, and we NEED a shortstop--Wood, Maddux, Clement, Zambrano, and Rusch are hardly a shabby rotation.

I agree with Anglesault too, which has been somewhat of a trend recently, for whatever that's worth. Watching Ali just tremble like that is really discomforting, and it almost feels exploitative, like somehow this is more for the benefit of Bud Selig than Ali himself. I think a steady arm is necessary for pitching but hey, who knows. I agree, it should've been Nolan Ryan. That's who I thought it would be.

Yeah I can't act as professionally as you have.

I beat Mario Paint.

This show appears to have been the most hilarious exercise in misogynism I've ever heard of.

That's at least a competition.

Well well well, looks like Someone has got their Panties in a Bunch, huh?

What brave corporate logos!

I thought he thought he was HHH! Zsasz being the thespian he is, I bet he thinks he's all of them, and runs around his house in a tuxedo jacket over a Batman suit spitting water and putting "-uh" at the end of everything.

Yeah good thing Cincy's franchise player made it through the first half without an injury, maybe they have a shot.

Well here's something you don't see every day, a bitter and spiteful Chicago White Sox fan! I mean, just imagine that. "North Side Envy," who knew? Face facts: your park is a dump, our marquee player is better than yours, and although you can mock Prior's injury and the Cubs all you want, the truth is we essentially have six competent pitchers at any time. Glendon Rusch has proven himself to be an awesome sixth man taking over for Wood and now evidently Prior, and is the lefty we wish Shawn Estes would've been last year. Meanwhile, the Sox struggle to have five good starters. Scott Schoeneweis? Puh-leeze.

I still don't see the problem with Cuban. He's Steinbrenner without the pretension. He's great for the NBA. And as long as David Stern is handing out fines to Cuban for looking at him the wrong way, he's not going to disagree. I think more players should go to college, because that gives them something to fall back on in a worst case scenario, since it's only LeBron and Carmelo that are getting all the endorsements. And besides, be honest: if it wasn't for their "mad ballin' skillz," there's no way a lot of those guys would gain entry into a respected school of higher education. Last year, the class valedictorian got turned down from the University of North Carolina. These guys are turning down the University of North Carolina. I guess it just bothers me.

By that I mean Mark Prior is out again.

I changed my mind. We can use Randy Johnson now.

Dusty's got Todd Walker on the bench!!!!!! fdljkgrhiuofhdiuj

Mark Cuban is great for the NBA. Go F yourself.

Classic matches don't sell current pay-per-views, that's why they're not on.

I'm surprised Payton didn't go to Golden State, being from Oakland and all.

Maybe Fisher will hit his stride now that he doesn't have to play with that dickweed Kobe Bryant. I'm sorry, but no team with guys named "Speedy Claxton" and "Popeye Jones" can miss the playoffs. I won't allow it.