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Might as well play there full-time. It's just as nice, gives them a place of their own, and they can become the Orange County Clippers. The O.C.! If Golden State wants to make some good moves, and Montgomery turns out to be a good coach, they could turn out okay. Remember, their division is now them, Lakers, Clippers, Suns, Kings: Sonics and Trail Blazers are out. If Sacramento rebuilds, "PHX" (as the kids call them these days) don't work out, and the Lakers never recover, Golden State could get 3rd in the Pacific, good for 7th in the playoffs.

Sakic's got like four years left in him, right? I hope...he's one of my favorite players.

Don't rank Golden State 12-15th! They just might surprise you. They still look like shit visually though.

What a little prick, that Kobe Bryant.

Just goes to show ya, Batista is not a morning-drive draw.

I was misinformed about Jordan's political standings then. I'ma get those suckers for making me look bad. And thanks for the station history, Tyler, but it's still against the rules!

I MISS LEMMYCAKES I MISS LEMMYCAKES I MISS LEMMYCAKES I MISS LEMMYCAKES

I slightly agree with you, which is why I like this brand of Red Sox more then about anyother team out there. The Yankees are polished robots....The Red Sox are unconventionaly unpredictable and have a wild roster of characters and amazingly...I believe Manny is the most SANE person on the team. What does that tell you? I don't know HOW Schilling's ego and Nomar's bitterness and Pedro's Paranoia can get along. Oh yeah. The Red Sox are nuts, and that's why I love them. Steinbrenner is the only Yankee with charisma right now, him and his bevy of press releases about everything. I'm wating for "I scratched my ass today. It felt good. In a way, it was like all the Yankee fans of America scratched their collective ass." The Yankees are in fact, robots. Who needs the Yankees when you've got the anti-establishment, loudmouthed, paranoid, fight-starting, Jesus-impersonating, cowboying-up Red Sox?

Yeah things haven't hit the all-time low until we start accusing everyone of heither having fathered a mixed-race child out of wedlock, or being a mixed-race child born out of wedlock.

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt sicne you're evidently a resident fof Pittsburgh, but how can you have a K station when you're clearly quite far east of the Mississippi River? I thought only the Twin Cities could get away with flip-flopping due to differences in where the studio is and where the tower is and crap like that. I just thought the rule was always K to the west, W to the east, C in Canada, and X in Mexico. Ditka not running = teh lame. There goes the last chance for the Republican Party to do something useful. I think Ditka could've quite possibly been the only Republican who could win over the Democratic stronghold that is Chicago. He could just walk around in a Bears sweatshirt and be like "What party do I represent? I represent the BUTT-Kicking Party!" or something equally insipid and the more dumbassed Chicago Democrats would just vote for him anyway, not realizing what they were doing. And who the fuck is this Obama guy? I watch the Channel 7 news almost every day and I still dont know much about him. Can't we keep him out since Blagojevich has already filled the state's "Politician With A Goofy-Ass Name" quota? Aw who am I kidding, I don't think we even have a "Politician With A Goofy-Ass Name" quota. Idea! Michael Jordan could run. Now that would be a real shit-kicking in the elections, because he's black, a Republican, and...Michael Jordan. Nobody would have a shot.

Steve was so much better than Jefferson. Steve was twelve kids of cool...I liked the dynamic of the annoying yuppie neighbors better than Marcy + a guy that likes hanging out wih Al and everyone else more than her.

I challenge Drury to a game of Truth or Dare!

His OPS is down by over 30% from last year. Probably because he's been blowing off practice for Necrobucket concerts.

Shaq: I'm a Heatian, I guess. Isn't that what I would be? Miami Heat? Heatian? Let's all thank Shaquille O'Neal for helping us realize that of COURSE there are names for individuals on a singlar-noun team after all. So come on, you Heatians, you Magicians, you Jazzmen, come on, you Avalanchers, Lightningites, and DC Unitedites: You are something now.

So how IS Toolsy McClutch this year? I heard his numbers have been way way down.

Nomar on his worst day > Gonzalez on his best. I'm all for that. A rotation of Martinez/Schilling/Johnson/Wakefield is scary.

Wow, the Expos are really just closing up shop, aren't they. There's not gonna be a team left to move to Washington or Norfolk.

I suppose the Dodgers feel their pitching staff is good enough. I think Anaheim might be running out of money.

Well ESPN said Pat Riley respects Stan Van Gundy too much to remove him from the head coaching spot, but Stan Van Gundy respects Pat Riley enough to allow that to happen. Which brings me to my conclusion: Stan looks like a porn star.

They're now discussing it on ATH. Plaschke: Won't happen because of Schilling Cowlishaw: Ain't gonna happen Mariotti: No, we're getting Cabrera Smith: Boston needs to do this and will Reali: They better or else Sox are screwed

Wrigley Field is the best ballpark in the majors. Wrigley Field, Fenway Park, Yankee Stadium, and Dodger Stadium...those are the best parks.

If Clemens pitches the second half like he pitched the All-Star Game, hoo boy. We can only hope. And what happened to Roy Oswalt?

A new manager doesn't make Jeff Bagwell's arm any better.

Okay here we go... Meh. The water is cool but the Coke bottle and stuff is really sorta gaudy. Tropicana Field is a lousy park. It just looks like a giant empty room with a baseball diamond in it. Why do they need the All-Star Game when they get every World Series? Fenway isn't going anywhere. Have you BEEN to St. Louis in July??? All that being said, I think the Great American Ballpark and PNC Park should be next for the NL and Angel Stadium and Jacobs for AL. Wrigley Field should get it in the year of the park's centennial. ---- Oh and by the way, I went to a friend's house to hang out before he left town for the week, so I didn't have a chance to go on the Internet and register my disgust for all to read. So yeah. Congratulations to Roger Clemens: as if lying to the Yankees and bitching about your Cooperstown hat wasn't enough, you've now found a new way to prove that you're a flaming sack of crap by blowing the All-Star Game. Put any other pitcher in there and the NL wins it. Unreal.

That's it. I'm palying MVP Baseball instead as oif now