The Czech Republic

Ah you butchered it. "Hey Strong Bad, I need to be kicked in the face." "I can do it. I will do it nine times." 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 "This is the last t---" "Shut it up. Shut it up, you." "Shut it up, me." "Here the Cheat, have a trophy."

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What great logic you are using there. Ugh. Must I assume that you also will "never ever count his stupid ass heel run" in WCW as well? How about that 1996-WM13 heel run?

Purple pants with stars Shiny purple capes They're from Shaker Heights, Ohio The Genius reads poems about them Their music has a happy beat I just don't get what they were going for with these guys.

Carol Moseley-Braun, Illinois senator, thinks Chicagoans put ketchup on their hot dogs. 'nuff said.

Well, I WAS kidding, but I guess we'll see, won't we! Yes. Yes we shall. (Readies the Slovakia username just in case)

Can I seriously get banned for making fun of Jeremy Botter two years ago?

I'm gonna cut a promo on you.

I was banned from the EZBoard because in response to Jeremy Botter saying something to me I didn't like, I said "well obviously you can't spell 'analysis' without 'anal'" (the Analysis being his Rant ripoff) and that was the end of me. So yes I am a PBP.

Whoa, this guy just admitted to being a previously banned poster. We need a mod here. Yes. Yes I was. Would you like to know why?

If you were here before the Invision re-do in February, when this was still The Smarks and not TSM, post your old name if applicable and when you came in. I AM THE ALLIANCE: Arrived in October '01, banned in November '01, unbanned in December '02, renamed myself The New Shockmaster at the new board, renamed myself Croooooow! when that didn't get over, left in March '03 because I forgot my password, and finally came as The Czech Republic whenever it says I did. So yeah.

I use magnetic tape so I can view my punches later on and critique them.

He changed his name to Marshall, stuck around for a while then disappeared. Yes, DavyMcWavyDavy, AKA Marshall. I remember Angry Naked Pat, and of course, Guy Stokes: 100% Guy Stokes. I wonder if people ever asked about me when I left my various times. Like, hey, where's I AM THE ALLIANCE and that picture of that one hot chick he always posted? On a related note, where IS that picture of the hot chick?

Art Blakey and Buddy Rich are my favorite jazz drummers. But Buddy Rich was the biggest bastard on the planet to his band. His theory was that if you missed a cue from him, you weren't good enough to play jazz, and he had fired people mid-show for that. The tapes of Buddy cursing a blue streak to the people on the tour bus are pretty well-circulated.

This is hard. Personally I'd count the Cheat's cartoons as a whole spinoff and vote for Sweet Cuppin Cakes. "Here I go! Here I go again on my own! Hey Strong Bad, you just jumped over my buses. A new record! 19 Buses! Mr. Strong Bad, you won the mile, how'd you what's your secret? The Cheat. The Cheat is a billionaire! A parade for The Cheat!"

He didn't train them to brawl! He trained them to FUCK!

I like French vanilla or strawberry

YOu have got to be kidding me! There has already been several good games, people scoring alot, not to mention LeBron. I know it sucks knowing the Lakers will walk away with the title, but the season is looking great, so far. Oh yeah? I seriously have the Golden State Warriors higher in my list of potential champs than the Lakers. LA's just not winning this year. Now that is good humor right there. ph34r g0ldEn $t@Te

Maybe New York can take Shawn Estes off our hands. I'm stifling laughter.

Maybe TSM will get an offseason of it's own... ...<looks around> If you want an offseason from TSM, all you have to do is go to UGS. In fact I recommend it so that Banky n' Friends stop post-whoring about the damn place.

Don't you know those will stunt your growth? Yeah. They're "coughin' nails." That's witty on multiple levels. You see, they're nails in your coffin. And also, they make you cough. The coughing makes you die and it all comes full circle.

.....d'oh! Upon further investigation, you could argue that he was on that time slot during that whole WWF bought Mid-Atlantic's time slot on WTBS and put their syndicated show on and everyone in Atlanta fought against it and then NWA came back and everyone lived happily ever after until March 2000.

I miss The Smokin' Giant. Not really though.

But...the horseshoe! You've gotta have the horseshoe! "There's no business like Shu business, baby!" Horshu. What a fucking joke. If you're going to make stars out of mid 90s WCWSN mainstays, at least pick the cool ones like Roadblock, Blitzkrieg, or Mike Sanders. (It just occured to me that the biggest star in the federation right now WAS a mid 90s WCWSN mainstay. Gah!)

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