The Czech Republic

He's at home, riding his pony.

and She. You beat me to it! So he thinks he's either God or Choken One.

Easily. I don't care about Bradshaw's exploits out of the ring, or what Booker T's house looks like.

If Vince wants to be totally offensive, he'll give Orlando Jordan a character like Eddie Murphy's Buckwheat.

I say Scott Taylor comes back as a strapp-ing young fisticuffsman with a handle-bar moustache.

The male Slam Dunk? That was the chick's name from WOW, right? No, more like the black Mark Jindrak, who debuted in 1999 in WCW with the gimmick of a college basketball player so violent, the NCAA declared him ineligible. Now four years later, we've got basketball players killing their teammates. Life imitates art, this time.

he was LITERALLY a backstage extra...

gimmickus bighairicus I think that all our subtitles should be Linnean-system species names. Sorry bout being pedantic but linnean names have the first word capitalized but the second one not. So JudasSault would be Gimmickus bighairicus. I'm really sad, aren't I? No, it is I who is sad, for making such a vast oversight.

gimmickus bighairicus I think that all our subtitles should be Linnean-system species names.

Could Disney, the drum corps of that name, the NBA team of that name, Earvin Johnson, or Norman Smiley sue for copyright infringement if he called himself "Magic" Orlando Jordan?

Isn't he that guy with the show on FX? I like those 7-Up commercials. (dodges tomatoes, "no that's Orlando JONES" remarks, spears, and basically everything)

My diet of choice has been lots of bike riding and less eating and I went from a 36 to a 34 waistline, and still getting thinner! Wow!

It's just big block letters that say "UNFORGIVEN" Impact font, maybe?

You're an asshole so fuck you. The PPV artwork NEVER lies! Anyhoo, I think all the members of insipidus normalis are: Cutthroat DJ Jeff Rico Constantino DARRYLXWF(debatable)

I just noticed something really weird. Whenever hardly anyone else is reading a thread besides me, the only other person is ALWAYS R2DFooster McSockman. INVARIABLY.

Dave Gilmour, people! Come on! I see one mention of him in this whole thread...

Fool in the Rain Carouselambra Achilles Last Stand Tangerine The Song Remains The Same Kashmir Dazed and Confused Trampled Underfoot Baby Come On Home Babe I'm Gonna Leave You many more Come on. I have yet to hear a BAD Zeppelin song. (I pretend I've never heard Living Loving Maid.)

Yeah, I do what I want, when I want. When I have an idea, I have no self-restraint. I just post it. The Greatest American Hero has a cool theme song. This has no significance to anything. Think I care? No. I thought, therefore I wrote.

Testify, my fellow Cubs Fan. Rico is definitely part of the insipidus normalus species.

That's not true. Triple H for Vengeance Team Angle for Backlash Armageddon for Undertaker many more

You're an asshole, Rico...should I fuck you?

I don't think there's a fan out there who isn't happy about this.

I'm "Jimm Ross," "I AM THE ALLIANCE," "Croooooow!," and "Charlie Marvin."

I wish Team Czech Republic took off.

Trolls. Every board has them. But some seem to have more than others. We are stricken with a sizable amount of those of the bridge-dwelling persuasion. As a service to the newer posters, I would like to help you spot a troll, or prevent you from becoming one. TYPES OF TROLLS 1) The Prime Troll (numericus harassicus) is an interesting foe. He preys on those who foolishly leave their SN in their profile. Once he spots his target, he will attempt to lure his victim with small talk, before asking "28-32 is prime, 33+ you decline, do you acknowledge this." If you say yes, he will leave you alone. If you say no, he will trap you into a lengthy time and energy-wasting debate. The Field Guide advises you to say neither yes no no, but simply nothing, so that he just yells "NO SELL." 2) The Brain Troll (oxymoronicus pesticus) is a curious specimen. This troll is apparently from another board. The Field Guide forgot which one. (DDT?) His main line of attack is evidently to be flagrantly stupid and annoying. The Brain Troll is often banned, and a minor threat. 3) The Prince Paul Troll (poeticus decepticus) is quite hard to deal with. This once-normal creature joined the dark side at some point. The PPT likes to enter as a beign new poster, and when nobody is suspecting it and all larger predators such as Dames and Dr. Tom are not lurking, he will unleash his attack, and in the style of Final Fantasy monsters, "reveal his TRUE form," by suddenly writing "PRINCE PAUL RULES ALL READ POETRY FUCKTARDS." Soon, the troll is dealt with, only for him to incessantly return until a flagrant error causes everyone to lose their posts. 4) The Psuedo-Troll (insipidus normalis) may be the most insidious enemy of all. This species is the widest to be found. The Psuedo-Troll is not really a troll at all, the same way a peanut is not truly a nut. Or a pea. The Pseudo-Troll is one who will contribute nothing of any merit to the conversations at hand. The Psuedo-Troll is often capable of providing even more mind-boggling stupidity than a legitimate troll, however, the Pseudo-Troll never commits a bannable offense. Several of these psuedo-trolls have a penchant for using one smiley over and over ( ) and just generally saying nothing, while some use every freaking smiley in existence ( ) and scare off female posters. The mating call of the Psuedo-Troll is "+1." 5) The Contra-Pseudo Troll (bankicus multinamicus) is a strange variation on the abovestated: while the Pseudo-Troll is a normal poster that everyone thinks is a troll, the CPT is a troll that everyone thinks is a normal poster. This troll is somehow popular, and has been dealt with in troll-apropos (and we're not talking farm implements) fashion previously, but certain genial actions granted a revocation. The Field Guide is constantly baffled by the CPT. 6) The Educated Troll (animalia subliminalis) lurks, and then comes in with trolling, but done in a grammatically clean, often funny fashion. However, his satirical actions often raise the ire of some. Educated trolls have been banned before, though it often takes more to do so. 7) The TCR Troll (postwhoreicus bohemius) is a pest as well. This specific troll likes to create words that are pure nonsense and act as if he is a clever guy. This could not be further from the truth. The TCR Troll can take any legitimate topic off course with his charming smile and rapier-sharp wit. This troll, bespectacled in his trusty emo glasses, inflates his post count in OAORaw threads, and is often seen gallivanting around in the Site Feedback folder, making insipid requests. The Field Guide suggesting avoiding this troll. The Field Guide welcomes more contributions.