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Ah some crazy antics with Eddy and Chris...

I voted for Arizona, but now that I think about it I think Philadelphia gets it. Maybe Houston could, because they won't be winning the division, that's for sure! Go Cubs!

Thought that was the name of the team, but wasn't exactly sure. And I still say the outfits they wore were CRAP! Some of us think inordinately huge neon pants are cool...

Uh, Bradshaw? Bruce Wayne = Batman. Come on. You don't need to be Brian Gerwitz to know THAT.

It's worth noting that the Kiel Center must be chilly. YES! Bradshaw and his Benjamin theory!!!

Torrie's got tears in her fishnet stockings...cheap slut

I wonder if they'll do a switch resulting in Gunn losing

I think that whenever Vince says "YOU'RE FIIIIIRRED," the theme from The Price Is Right should play as the person walks out of the ring, dejected.

Let's see what Jaromir Jagr has to say

Raw's been on USA and TNN in its almost 11-year run, and endured several format changes. Which format was the best of those that existed while Raw was on Monday nights? For sentimental reasons, I gotta give it to the early to mid-90s USA, because it was watching Scrabble, Press Your Luck, and $25,000 Pyramid reruns that made me catch Monday Night Raw for the first time. Plus, Press Your Luck = one wicked fun game to play. USA dropped the daytime game shows and got really shitty from '96ish to the time Raw dropped it, and I didn't watch anything on USA except WWF. (Okay, I watched Happy Hour once. Shut up) TNN was cool when they were showing Taxi and WKRP and such, but it's been all downhill from there. I don't watch much on Spike TV, but then again I don't really watch much TV at all these days.

If he really said it and it was not in fact a dream, it would have to be when Dusty Rhodes spontaneously said "Well exuuuuuuse me, Mr. Umphus!" Did this really happen or am I just imagining such a thing? I think someone brought it up here.

Yeah, somehow I feel like they HAVE to unify the titles at WMXX, which HAS to be the biggest best event in the history of this sport. With all the hype and the ticket prices, even Vince doesn't have the balls to not go all out. Hey, with the Rumble: maybe stagger entrances so there's a guy coming in every minute at two-minute intervals, and keep the respective clocks running on screen.

Whoa, it's self-swinging. This could be a serious medical problem, along the lines of bipolar disorder, or just some really crazy fetish. He wants his wife to cheat on him with himself.

I just made a point over in Old School how we've advanced so far from the days of 1996 when Doug Gilbert, Kabuki, and Mil Mascaras were in the Royal Rumble to now having enough guys to field two separate Royal Rumbles. Do you tihnk it would be a good idea to have Raw and Smackdown Rumbles simultaneously for 2003 or 2004? Designate one ring to be Raw, one be Smackdown. Every two minutes, a man enters for each side. When they reach the final ten men after all 60 participants have come out, wrestlers can float between rings. There would be one winner for the dual Rumble. While this would be a bit of a clusterfuck to watch and commentate, the novelty does pique my interest.

Trivia: Then there were years when they'd bring in independent guys, AAAs, and other various non-WWF guys. Doug Gilbert, Latin Lover, Pierroth, Dory Funk, etc. Now we have enough guys to do a Rumble for Raw and a Rumble for Smackdown.

I Was Talking About The Capitalization. But anyway, since he's been here more than two days and STILL hasn't said "PRINCE PAUL RULES ALL FUCKTARDS I LOVE POETRY" resulting in a 100-post thread about fake legs and Ben Folds, it looks like we've got another Cutthroat on our hands.

I know...he's like Choken One to the extreme.

"Jaromir Jagr" is the best thing ever. I had to bump this after my realization of this fact.

Depending on how one pronounces "Manoj," I have suggestions: He can start a stable called the Manoj A Trois with La Resistance. Manoj: The Hands Of Fate

Maybe he can do tricks at The World (scratch that)

UYI is back! Awesome! Nice to see you back, Respect The Taker. And here I was thinking "Chinese Democracy will come out before he comes back."

"Widowmaker" wasn't much different, I don't think. I thought it was just a nickname that had no effect like Brainbusters. Man, what if Flair, Arn, Tully, and Windham all jumped to WWF at once? THAT would have kicked every ass in the building.

I'd complain more about it being in a men's match (I.E. anytime Bradshaw uses it) than in a women's match, especially how it was used. Then again, I'm a Molly mark, so that's also a reason I liked it. Now...if only they would start up a Molly/Victoria feud... Would they even remember that Molly was Victoria's on-air mentor? Or is that officially written out of Vicky's history since she became the psycho-bitch with Stevie as her lackey? Well, there's still this picture... They had it mentioned for a while on her bio, I guess they just recently took it off. Still, wouldn't be TOO hard to bring it back up... The perm! ::swoons::

Can you guys make "Stephanie McMahon" = "Jaromir Jagr"?

It's Rue McLanahan. Picture THAT.