The Czech Republic

The Tower of Doom was a cage on a cage on a cage with a ring in it, which appeared at Uncensored 1996 as well I believe. If that's the same structure, the structure in itself is not bad, though the '96 match it yielded was bad.

I think Big Jay's got the right answer. Vince is Vince's worst enemy. Only Vince can fuck over Vince.

Didn't Vader have a much better run in Japan than his 96-98 WWF run?

Hakushi was awesome. Too bad most fans forgot about him or never saw him...they'd think he was a cross between Haku and Rikishi. ...gah! But as awesome as Hakushi was, I don't think his theme deserved a spot on Full Metal.

For a while there were two Shockmasters.

More like "The Bloody Spinebuster with a Cup of Regal's Soiled Tea". Hell, why doesn't WWE just go all out and make London speak in a fake British accent. London:"My wud, wrestling in WWE is awesome, jolly ol' chap!" Come on, can't you see Josh Matthews calling a match on Velocity (where else) and saying "But whatever will happen to Stephanie? I think it's a bunch of crap. And he calls that move the Blimey, that'll do it for Johnny Jeter here."

I can't find the word "cromulant" anywhere!

yeah his finisher will go from the London Calling to being a spinebuster called the "blimey."

Poetry is in Haikumania runs wild Thanks a lot Prince Paul

Woody Paige: "like the disemboweled voice was saying..." Bill Plaschke: "It's disembodied, Woody. Do you know what you just said??" I love that. Had to bring it up.

idiot

I was going to have a band called The Utah Incident...the name came to me in a dream as somebody's SN.

It comes from the sarsaparilla root. This is not important information, but I'll be damned if it's not fun to say "sarsaparilla."

I want to beat up the guy in charge of the Release The Twins Foundation.

A Clangy Pipe Crisis!

Damn it Smackdown was batting 1.000 until Vince in a tank top was making out with Sable.

I've never heard of the Hardy Boyz. THat's a book series, not a tag team.

I've got a basketball jones.

He should've hooked the non-existent leg.

Prince Paul reference: Fake Leg is going to help Nunzio win!

I mark for the quarter pound. So is Nunzio sticking around after all?

Matt > Cole!

How is the Elimination Chamber "where careers go to die" when Michaels' victory restarted his career?

I'll race ChrisMWaters I'll race DamesI'll race Prince Paul. I'll race all y'all.

Whoa! It's 1997!