The Czech Republic

They need Jacques Rougeau as a manager and rename themselves Bloc Quebecois.

I don't get the Aztec thing. It just looked cool.

I'd mark for just a montage of Embarassing Michaels Moments, set to that one song where they're singing, it's B, B, B, A G, E D, E G, C B, G And re-enact the Syracuse Marine Beating with a Jakks figure and some GI Joes.

how about giving up the belt to Dean Douglas? That's embarassing. Or just a collection of Rockers PSAs about not drinking.

Yeah, I forgot I was in WWE, I thought I was in Old Schoo. Whoops

I'm watching Rumble '98 and Jeff Jarrett just came out, in an awesome get-up and with cool music. For whatever reason, this incarnation of Double J is wrongfully shat on. Everybody makes fun of his tights, with the JL logo, and the white, blue, and orange. I think it's cool. And the music he had was pretty swank. It was sort of country-ish with mostly organs and guitars. Granted, the NWA thing was shitty, but that's Russo's doing. "World's Greatest Wrestler" Jeff Jarrett should've been in the title picture.

You wouldn't know it from watching a Raw in Uniondale. Paul Heyman actually reprimanded those people for their apathy. Nobody ever got on the house mic at MSG and told the crowd to stop sitting on their hands.

Mayor Daley is a very conservative Democrat.

To be nitpicky, New York is not part of New England. If you're talking about where he sells the best, you can just say the Northeast in general: New York, the Meadowlands, Philly, Boston, Hartford, Providence. Then there's Long Island, and I don't know WHAT the deal is with those people.

I was just going to do Hey! Ho! Let's go! Hey Ho! Velocidential! but that sucks.

I WANT THAT SONG SO BAD. I can't find it anywhere on here and my friend's copy of the Wrestling Album was melted by a drunk guy with a Zippo. Hook me up, somebody. Hulk! Hulk!

I'll admit, I read The Bite.

Sadly, there's probably more relevance and content to be found in Rico asking where to buy posterboard than there is in any of Banky's "I Am The Greatest" threads.

Of COURSE it was, you @#$!!!!! Nobody HAD the BALLZ besides Vince Russo!!!!!!!!!! Also: Vic Venom, whose full name was Victor Venomicci.

The defining moment of WM15 was the historic teaming of the Mega-Powers: Test and D'Lo Brown.

Just wondering how long he had the Rocky music. Hogan's always had good music.

Don't forget superfluous exclamation points and unneccessary Zs. Who *was* the Informer, anyway? I always wondered.

Just go to Wal-Mart or Target.

Well duh, if you think about who the Informer was...

This thread is too frivolous even for NHB.

Ah! It's "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy!" No wait, it's "Queer Eye For The Sexually Ambiguous Guy." Ah fuck it, it's "Queer Eye For The Other Queer Guy."

Another classic tag-team is returning to take WWE by STORM...personally, I'll be THRILLED! Val Venis's films sure are HARD to find! Maybe if you look really DEEP, you can find his last movie where he goes out with a BANG! Could Steven Richards and Victoria add a THIRD person to their relationship? The Informer isn't exactly sure who, but perhaps you could say he'll drive them BERSERK.

Triple H has always had good music, even in 1995. 1. That first Greenwich Snob song with the harpsichord was one of the better themes in its day. 2. Ode to Joy worked but wasn't as good as the first. Still, doesn't bring him down. 3. The DX theme was and is awesome. 4. There was that little-known in-between theme that lasted a month. Not good but not enough to count. 5. The instrumental My Time was cool. 6. My Time with the words was even better. 7. The Game is awesome, but I'm not sure if it was better than My Time. This is a debate I often have with friends. Christian did okay over the years. 1. The Gangrel theme was awesome back in the day. 2. The oft-forgotten track from Volume 4. Ah yes. That was great. Used it once, if ever. 3. Edge's theme was good but nothing great. 4. The opera music was sweet. 5. Un-Americans theme was a little bland, but it goes with Lance Storm so it's okay. 6. I don't know WHAT he's got now. Steve Austin 1. The Ringmaster theme was cool, reminded me of the alternate Demolition theme. 2. The classic Stone Cold theme is untouchable. 3. Some people like Disturbed's better but I'm not one of them. 4. Short-lived slowed up theme from the Alliance was neat. 5. The quicker Alliance theme did nothing for me. 6. See #2. Add more here

Monsoon and Heenan or Ventura. SUCH a close call. But I picked Jesse as the superior overall color guy, while Heenan brough funnier lines.

obviously Joey Numbers. Why wasn't Chris Chetti ever brought in as Joey? It writes itself.