justsoyouknow

.....who took the picture? What happened to the other girl that you posted on here? This one looks like the stereotypical "goth"/metal chick from high school. No offense though, I'd still hit it. I'm not commenting on you, though.

:::scribbles out "TSM"::: :::Writes "Johnson" above::: :::scribbles out "Ray"::: :::Writes "Cock" next to it:::

\m/ METaLICA 4 LIFE!

Banky's a manwhore, too. I don't see what the problem is.

:::Throws tomato at TSA:::

"Those who write on bathroom walls, Roll their shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit, Eat those tiny balls of shit."

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This thread lost all entertainment purposes. BASTARDS!

How about Mario and his penchant for assrapings?

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:::Sits in corner sobbing while CWM berates him for messing up the dance routine::: JSYK: "Can I please go change now?" CWM: "NO! You will wear that outfit until you can learn to follow orders!" JSYK: "How long will that be?" CWM: "DON'T ASK QUESTIONS! TOMORROW, YOU WILL ENTERTAIN THE OTHER LUMBERJACKS!"

:::Bends over to pick up change, exposing his ass to the crowd. JSYK screams like a little girl when he realizes that Mario is charging the stage:::

:::covers nipples with hands::: YOU TIPPED THEM OFF, DIDN'T YOU?

:::Emerges from dressing room clad in a yellow speedo and clear raincoat, looking embarassed::: Shut up guys...just shut up.

:::Gets slapped in the face by CWM when he refuses to be a backup dancer for "It's Raining Men"::: :::Reluctantly goes to dressing room to put on his costume:::

Don't mention it, boss. Anything to help. :::Waits for CWM to take another bite and wings another tomato at him:::

:::Throws tomato at CWM:::

But why is it a rap song called "Time to Rock and Roll"? ...it defies logic.

Aha! It was all a clever ploy! I knew that you, being an alcoholic Canadian lumberjack, would attempt to steal my beer! The tables, they have been turned! God bless Budweiser, the KING of beers.

You....bastard! First you "haze" me, then you steal my beer? This is a dysfunctional teacher/student relationship.

:::Has been dancing for over 24 hours straight, and is very eager for a break::: :::Drinks beer::: Time for a nap.

Pffft. I got a totally rocking moshpit started to "Where Eagles Dare", but does anyone remember that? No. I totally outdid Mario in a David Lee Roth-off, too. No respect.

...as long as Gary Cherone doesn't show up.

:::Does the Humpty Dance and the Electric Slide:::

:::Knocks down bathroom door and hits Mario in the face with a tomato, which knocks him out cold. It is then revealed that the tomato is....FROZEN! JSYK finds Zack face-down in a stall, handcuffed around the toilet, with his pants around his ankles.::: JSYK: Ah...looks like you could use some assistance here. :::Zack and JSYK take the stage and sing a duet::: Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? Oh shit there's a bear, Could you hand me that shotgun buddy, Also that chair? We're fighting a bear Now your life's in grave danger And you don't even care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, Say a prayer for me, 'Cause it's rare to be In Tenacious D. Friends will be friends They're running naked in the sand, Friends holding hands Will someday surely form a band, Friends will be friends They say that friends are friends To the bitter end. Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Friends will be friends They're running naked in the sand, Friends holding hands Will someday surely form a band, Friends will be friends They say that friends are friends To the bitter end. Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah