justsoyouknow

I just heard on the radio that there was an undercover operation where a hitman was being paid $3,000,000 to kill the girl that accused Kobe of rape....they caught the guy, though. Does Kobe still rule?

Someone doesn't understand sarcasm...

^Apparently has the magic ability to decipher what the fuck Choko is saying. <Has no fucking clue what Choko is saying.

Why can't we have THAT Scott Steiner? He was entertaining 24/7.

Otis! You clever little drunkard, you! Back to your cell!

I'm gonna have to start watching this "Stevie Night Heat." It sounds quite enjoyable.

Dear Diary, Today was a good day. I got to see my new friend Nicole, and she's very dreamy. I hope that she'll let me pin her after the Fall Formal that's coming up. She's really swell. I got into a fight last night with a retard, and I felt bad about it, but what can I do? I understand that it's wrong, since he can't really fight back from his wheelchair, but it's just so easy. It's kind of like this newfangled war in Iraq thing that we're doing. Is it wrong to bomb a country repeatedly when they only seem to be armed with rocks and sharp sticks? Yes, but it sure is a lot of fun. I hope that this new fellow, Otis, turns out well. I remember a fellow named Otis that was on this television show I used to watch called "The Andy Griffith Show". The silly fool was constantly drunk! He had his own key to the cell in the police station! Rampant hilarity ensued, I assure you that! I found out today that Gary Cherone and Kurt Cobain want me to be a mod. It made me feel all warm and squishy inside. I....kind of liked it. It made me feel nice at first, but after I thought about it and reflected, I feel so...dirty. Help me become clean again, Diary. Please, help me. Love, Justsoyouknow

Aww....I feel the love!

The Superbowl Shuffle was good.... The Bears...not so good.

I mark for Kinetic's blog. "unsullied vaginas" is quite possibly the best way to describe these uptight high school girls that I'm surrounded with day in and day out. ....sluts. Or lack thereof.

I second the Kotzenjunge nomination. :::Please, someone nominate me:::

I like the Iron Maiden vibe that one gets from the Undertaker shirt.

Dear diary, What the fuck was that? Love, Justsoyouknow

Even if Barron did run in, we could just move the ringsteps and he couldn't get in....

Is Cherone even dead?

:::Snaps fingers repeatedly as he backs up::: :::Watches New Me and Cherone circle each other, switchblades drawn::: Let's take some bets.

:::Puts "Rock You Like a Hurricane" on the stereo::: :::Realizes he lives in Arizona::: Nevermind.

Johnson, editing the post where you made a racist and inflammatory comment doesn't change the fact that you're a racist and inflammatory. I'm very disappointed in you. Your idol, Johnny Cash, is disappointed in you. Mr. Cash, a champion for the rights of the Native American, most certainly would not stand for you being amused by the sight of several asians in a shower. Alright, I'm done now. Goodnight everyone.

Refresh my memory on this one, please.

Boredom?

^Addicted to PSP

I'd have to be LOOKING up his ass for such a feat to be accomplished. You can't even get the most basic of insults right...if you're the future of the nation, I'm moving to Canada. EDIT: duly noted, New Me. I'll take that advice. Johnson, don't drive too fast.

...."you must suck at math"? And he has the gall to tell you that you rely on childish insults?

Sure it was. Johnson, we all know that you never make mistakes. If you're a racist, that's your beef. But we're all people, Johnson. We're...all...people. EDIT: The "N" and the "C" are nowhere near each other on the keyboard. How could one make such an error unless one were so inclined to make such an error?

Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you.... Johnson: the racist. A couple posts down. OMG. Ban. Please.