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You SO should then.... Holy shit, you actually did. .....I SAID SOMETHING SIG-WORTHY! WHOO!

Yeah, I've got a kid brother...let me go get him... :::comes back wearing catholic schoolboy uniform::: Hi, I'm Jon. I MEAN....Tom. Yeah, Tom.

:::blushes::: I mean... People, please! We've got to get to the bottom of this! I can't just go around giving you all erections, we'll never get anything accomplished around here! Peter Powder for everyone!

You never know...maybe he'd inadvertantly rub the back of your head, which is the INTERNATIONAL SIGNAL to start humping...and Lord knows that when New Me starts humping, there's no stopping him, steel asscover be damned!

Let's not get off task here, people. ~TWICE~ Banky said that I made his dick hard. Let's get to the bottom of that before any discussion on whether or not boobies are yummy shall commence, hmm?

well....then.....uh....do it.

That's...actually a great idea. I could really get into seeing Regal managing Orton and Batista. Just as long as he doesn't wrestle anymore.

:0 Aw, come on, boss, take a joke! I'll wear the "It's Raining Men" costume again...

That's the second time that you've said that. I'm starting to get creeped out.

So, one could argue that they never actually got off topic?

I thought it was well-known that CWM had the worst grammar? No, wait... ...that was punctuation ...and hygiene ...and manners

I'm hurt that I didn't get a mention in the diary. I mean, I like Johnson and all...but we had that great discussion about music, and I just thought...

Well, Cobain's method of death was a little more elaborate. "Suicide" w/ suspicious evidence surrounding death > Taking a shit. And, while Durst is a horrible lead singer, he actually seems to convey a little bit of emotion here. He's monotone for most of the song, but he get's angry when he says, "AND I BLAME YOU!". That's a change in emotion if I've ever seen one.

...Are you hitting on me? He shoulda :-0 Then he'd be hitting you. C'mon, dood, even freaking Maxim declared this something you don't do. If there's ladies, you don't smile at the one dood there! It's freaking weird, like 2 straight guys sitting side by side at a movie theatre that ain't packed! Doods be trippin, yo.

...Are you hitting on me?

It wasn't me, I swayre. IT WAS YOU! I would recognize that face anywhere! The pain! The horror! I feel so dirty! *lays in corner hugging self and crying* *fucks you again* I don't think so. *reveals steel ass cover* AHAHAHA! Is that kinda like that angle in WCW where Bret Hart challenged Goldberg to spear him, then it was revealed that Hart was wearing a steel plate under his shirt? If so, I find the image both New Me and Damaramu passed out in a heap, only to have Damaramu stand up and pull down his pants to reveal a steal asscover to be very amusing.

Can you also not spell "dude" correctly? Dood, please.

That actually makes some sense. Hasn't there already been a GNR greatest hits CD, though?

How about the domestic abuse joke? 'Twas funny, no?

....it wasn't a typo. Bryan Adams sang "Summer of 69". RYAN Adams once threw a guy out of his concert for requesting "Summer of 69". Bastards.

That made me laugh out loud here at work. Nicely done. Q: What's the first thing that a woman does after she's released from the hospital for domestic abuse? A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

FUCKING A! This is great news. Hopefully Heyman will have a little creative control as to what goes on during "his show". I remember that Smackdown was entertaining as all hell when he was in charge of booking, and as soon as Stephanie took over, it started to go downhill. ...I might actually have to start watching again.

Good job, Axl. Lord knows we wouldn't want any GNR merchandise, after all. I don't understand why Amazon posts a track listing, then they take it down like 10 minutes later, though.

It's actually not a bad cover (The Who did the original), actually. The only part that I find horribly offensive is the "speak and say" breakdown towards the middle of the song. ("Say It. L. I. M. P. Discover. Say It.") It's honestly not too bad, but I wish Freddy would just write his own god-damned material. This is just another case of a "popular" band covering a classic old song in hopes of cashing in quickly. Another example? "Boys of Summer" by The Ataris. They get HUGE off of this single, then, next thing I know, the lead singer is wearing a shirt that says, "Who the FUCK is Don Henley?" If Fred comes out with a shirt that says, "Who the FUCK is The Who?" then I will snap. But really, it's not a bad song.

Track Listings 1. Welcome To The Jungle 2. Sweet Child O' Mine 3. Patience 4. Paradise City 5. Knockin' On Heaven's Door 6. Civil War 7. You Could Be Mine 8. Don't Cry 9. November Rain 10. Live and Let Die 11. Yesterdays 12. Ain't It Fun 13. Since I Don't Have You 14. Sympathy for The Devil So says Amazon. I'll pass on this one. EDIT: Since I posted that, Amazon has removed the track listing from their site for some reason...