I started smoking about two years ago, and, for the most part, I enjoy it. The only downsides to it are that if I smoke before I drink, I get fucked up A LOT faster. And when I say "fucked up", I mean I lose the ability to speak. But if I'm drinking, then I smoke, everything is fine. It's very strange.
My friend has a snapping turtle that lives in the backyard, in a pond that his brother built. We'd always go out there and smoke by the pond, watch the fish swim around, and then we realized that if we stayed still enough, we could watch the turtle hunt down fish, and, if we were lucky, birds. Every now and then, a bird would fly down and land right at the edge of the pond, presumably to get a drink.
The turtle would pop up and go straight for the bird's head, breaking his neck in the process, then he would drag it under the water and eat everything except the feathers. So my friend and I got the brilliant idea to go to PetCo and buy a mouse, since it was only like a dollar, and have ourselves an event.
We set up a little arena, got a video camera, and we were all set to watch these two go at it. Turtle was so petrified over this mouse that it didn't even move.
Then we lost the mouse somehwere in the house.