Hmmm...you look so good when you talk forcefully.
Go mack on Buffybeast or something. You're too late to muscle in on this one, boy.
Buffybeast isn't my type.
Then go after Marney. I'm sure you can crack the Lesbian Conversion Code. It's like the Konami code, you just have to substitute sexual positions in place of up, down, left, and right.
Marney would just use big words to make fun of me.
How about YOU go after Marney? I mean, CC and I are much closer in age...and you did really good on the APUSH exam, so you and Marney could talk about history.
I think that's a much better match. You could probably convince Marney to go to a rave with you, too.