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CHANGE IN PLANS!!!!! ---------------------------- ALRIGHT, I just got off the phone with my friend, and, apparently, not all of the lesbians are showing up. Which means that there's only about four to six girls there, which isn't really enough to hold a pudding wrestling tournament. The evening has been changed to a wet t-shirt contest instead. Photos soon to come.

...if you really want me to, I guess I could do that. I'll call you on my CELL PHONE!

Thanks for explaining the joke, Tim.

Shall I sneak back inside the house repeatedly during the night to keep you guys updated?

Defend himself? What has he got to defend himself from? He's guiltier than sin.

At least the Jericho song will be decent.

She should have given the shark the F5. Then she'd by my hero.

Edit: nevermind again.

Did Paschendale have the orchestra behind it and everything? That and "Face in the Sand" are my two favorite songs off of the new Maiden CD.

I said it only works in real life. If we were face-to-face, I could convince you.

Yeah, definitely don't do this.

I cannot, for the life of me, drink Coors Lite.

I'm more than willing to resume my position as Secretary of Justice, sir. But...who will be Emperor of Europe, now that Kinetic is gone?

Wrangle up some more followers, and you've got yourself a deal.

The party's tonight, so you guys should have pics tomorrow.

... I won't even say anything. How did you get your girlfriend to come along to something like this? Where are all these free-wheeling women? I'm quite charming in real life...they say I've got a silver tongue. It doesn't really lend itself to the internet, but apparently I can "talk anyone into anything".

He looks to be a very lonely young man...

And who wouldn't mark out for Corporate Dames?

Banky, you ever consider a posting stable where everyone in it goes corporate? That could be fairly amusing. "Corporate Chave" "Corporate FrozenBlockofPiss"....think of the possibilities, man.

Quiet, you.

...who doesn't?

He's chiefin' it!

Didn't we try to revive it once already? :::Secretary of Justice salutes Maximum Proconsul:::

So we'll never know for sure.

Memories...pressed between the pages of my mind....memories...sweetened by the ages, just like wine....