Man you really are on today. That's the funniest thing you've said in weeks.
To be honest with you, ever since Royal Blue taught me my lesson, I've had a life-changing experience. No longer is everything black and white; everything is colorful and vibrant. No longer am I sickened by the sounds of the birds; now their songs are music to my ears, as though they were the wondrous strings of Ludwig Van's very own 9th Movement! And who do I have to thank for this? Royal Blue. But, I caution you: as great as this all sounds...it's a burden. Too much change, too soon...my mind is liable to explode. Use caution, Johnson, should you choose to face this formidable opponent. He will eat your soul, and regurgitate you as an entirely different human being.