justsoyouknow

I bought Hitman: Blood Money from Gamestop for my 360. I went home and put it in and it told me that the XBox game was not compatible with my 360 console. I took the game out to discover that they had given me the original XBox version and I had to wait until the next day to get my freaking game. I was pissed, because I got home and got all stoned and read the instructions and I was super excited to kill some bitches.

My mother once bought me a Kurt Cobain shirt under the pretense that it was Brad Pitt, because she knew I liked Fight Club. Which brought me to the question of why my mother would buy me a Brad Pitt shirt.

.....than what's the point?

If I was Leena, I'd have an e-straining order filed. Get it? E-STRAINING ORDER? HIYO!

Neko Case? No shit.

Kids movies don't count as real movies, thank god.

For real. You guys should all get some real life hobbies.

What's everyone's morbid fascination with Leena? She's a girl, guys. There's only about 3 billion of them in the entire world.

This is a serious thread that demands a serious response! is that a tsm joke? i don't even know anymore. All of TSM is a joke.

Shameful. Don't share that with anyone else.

Zaftig? Is that German for big fat pig? They suck a mean dick because they have to.

There's this guy named Luke-o who bangs fat chicks almost exclusively.

Obviously, he's not familiar with Crab People.

Fucking badass.

I'm going to Wilco on the 21st of April (or some date thereabouts). Can anyone else vouch their studio awesomeness is carried over to a great live show? Yes. And if you need a little primer, you should pick up their Kicking Television double live album.

Your fault.

As opposed to...? Girls cum too, Czech.

THERE'S A MAIN PAGE?

Hiyo!

That doesn't make us friends, sport.

I have no idea what Czech looks like. I just figured it was reasonable that he could've been one of those kids...I would've pitied him, but it was reasonable.

twat at the disco? I hate that band.

Of course. Ejaculation leaves the male penis at 26 miles per hour. What would happen is the same thing that happens if you ejaculate in a swimming pool. Ever heard of pearl diving?

We don't.

The funny thing is, I went to high school with these kids.