justsoyouknow

Liar.

No one can deny that the Suns used to be good. I mean, that whole time period with KJ, Majarle (spelling?), Chambers, Barkley...that was pretty much the only time Phoenix has had a winning team. The Diamondbacks don't count, they fucking suck now.

You know what Tabasco sauce is good for don't you? A Spicy Stanley? I was also bestowed a can of free shave gel & Mach 3 razor when I turned 18. I'm thinking he was going the Curb Your Enthusiasm route on the Tabasco issue.

How the fuck did he get back?

I'm sure SNKT is more than happy to have you, too.

I wanna know when FrigidSoul started acting like he was tough shit? What happened to that quiet poster that would only post once in a blue moon, and everyone would ignore it? That guy has been replaced with Heel Chave 3.0

Eh, that's the way it always goes. And trust me, once Banky's master plan is unveiled, all will make sense. In due time, RRR...in due time.

This post seems like a bannable offense to me.

This thread is not not awful.

Nevermind, those pics are nothing that he hasn't posted before.

...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

And he can't grow a decent beard, either.

Bite me. The Suns? You in AZ now, Ripper?

Patrick hangs around girls that he knows he has no chance with. Then he acts British.

I've just realized that your username is "Do Cock". Care to explain this?

Granted, I did have it warm. Maybe it's better cold. I don't know.

The funny thing is that last time I looked at that thread, he said something like, "She's incredibly beautiful, and she's more than welcome to post here." Then he did some weird dance where he held both hands out in front of his pelvis, stuck out his tongue, and began to thrust his pelvis whilst making strange grunting noises.

Are you fucking serious?

Guiness tastes like an old boot.

Before I die, I want to visit Germany, plus retire to a cabin in Flagstaff or Payson. Those are really the only two things that I want out of life.

I got banned from the talent show at the Catholic School that I went to for telling a joke about Jesus.

It's scientifically impossible for homosexuals to reproduce, so even if I wanted to, I couldn't eat out his children.

I don't think we do...but then again, I'm never really looking for Lemon flavored beer. We had to stop letting my friend go to the store to pick out the beer, because he'd always pick something new every time. We'll tell him to get Budweiser, or Coors, or Dos Equis (good shit), or Corona, or whatever we're in the mood for that night, and he'll show up like 15 minutes later with something nobody has ever had before. "Here, guys, I got Pabst Blue Ribbon! We've never had this before, and it's good to try new things!" "Hey, guys, I picked up some Labatt Blue! Nobody's tried it, so I figured we'd try something new!" "Hey, guys, I took all the money you gave me and bought a shitload of Guiness, even though nobody here likes Guiness!" That asshole.

That must kill you.