HollywoodSpikeJenkins

I don't know about everybody else, but I enjoy Heel Kidman.

I know a BUNCH of Marty/HBK stories. All of them are very entertaining.

At least Miz should sell for it.

Bryan Adams DVD? I want one!

WHY IS XPLOSION BETTER THAN IMPACT? This company is giving me a headache.

Damn Canadians. I doubt this is how it went down.

Mikey said I reminded him of Roadkill. Except not as bitter. Must be my beard. And I should pick this up.

Was Maven even on Raw last week? And where was Batista during the Evolution beat down?

Snitsky killed a baby, now he is going to kill a retard. INSTANT HEEL HEAT~!

Baby Killer chants rule.

Lita looked hot at Taboo Tuesday. And what is with Regal's theme music?

Cade is still alive? I would be pissed if the Job Squad showed up at my college.

Batista should fight off the Canadian Chris' and kill Maven.

Wait.. You job DAVE BATISTA TO MAVEN? The coolest mofo on Raw to the guy who won Tough Enough? Damn this company. DAMN YOU!

The arena is reminding me of Raw circa-94. NO SOUND!

Every major indy promotion in the United States... SmartMarkVideo.com

Well, there is a difference between Punk and Goth. - "Hollywood" Spike "I'm too scene for this." Jenkins.

How is it my fault you don't know what indy shows you go to?

What?

From the promotions website, maybe... or SmartMarkVideo.com. I hear they are good.

For when they put the show on video...

Just like Rodney Dangerfield. No respect. And Elm wasn't a CW champ. He was a LHW champ. - "Hollywood" Spike "The only two time Cruiserweight Champion EVER" Jenkins.

I'm not talking about Ross. I'm talking about indy commentators.

Not every commentator is told what to say word for word.

Of course you don't... Considering I've shown for every match for the past couple month (not counting the match with Dustin due to me actually wrestling in real life). So, yeah, I don't get it. - "Hollywood" Spike "Greatest Cruiserweight Champion EVER...behind Taamo" Jenkins.