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"BAH GAWD!!! It's CAGE!!! He's back for the second time tonight!!!!"

Technically, Kane's last name would be Bearer, since he is Paul Bearer's son and all. Actually, his real name is Montgomery Kane.

Jamal splashing Carmella would be kinda funny. Perfect way to turn Rosie heel. Since it's not likely they'll bring back Jamal... Have Henry take Jamal's place in 3MW That would be a good use for him.

Was Christy the one who had to feed her ass?

They should run a Cartman-like storyline where another guy sees Eugene's success, so he pretends to be a retard to get in the WWE. "DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" David Flair would be a perfect candidate Imagine the look on Ric's Flair when he sees David acting like a goof in the ring *Flair Flop* They should bring him in to be Orton's lackey.

Aside from the Diva segment and Randy/Kane, is their anything else on for tonight?

Why couldn't they send Tomko back to OVW?

Can we make sensible be a WDI exclusive to attract new members?

I agree....that shit had me cracking up Thanks...I like my Raw threads to be funny.

Good luk in yah mache taneyet agehnst mah husbahd. Ah...thanks? Yah can beet him. I know i can. Jhust be sehsubl. Be what? Sehsubl. I don't understand you. Dat wahd ya say. Oh sensible. ::Randy smirks and walks away...::

With all of Edge's constant injuries, he's turning into Ahmed Johnson.

I've been thinking they would wind up doing that.

Plugging their fantasy wrestling...is anyone going to join?

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages? only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance. Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space." Points if you catch the reference Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama? Nope, it's from The Critic, when it was on ABC. FOX ruined it. Ah...I remember now. I used to love how Comedy Central would show repeats on Sunday nights...

HHH: "Steph, there's nothing wrong. Now that we're married, we don't have to be intimate anymore. That's what happens when you get married, you just don't have to show you love someone by making love. Just ask your parents. Besides, me watching this old Nikita Koloff match shows how much I love you." ::flexes and spits water up as Steph runs away like a giddy school girl::

So does the WWF condone trapping the mentally retarded in cages? only if you have a large enough stick so that you can thwack them from a safe distance. Vince McMahon: "All these policies, and more, can be found in my latest book, available for sale at the Republican National Convention: Why The Poor Should Be Blasted Into Space." Points if you catch the reference Is that from the Simpsons/Futurama?

At least HHH is being a mega heel tonight.

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_> Man, talk about stereotypes She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7 I'm Puerto Rican, idiot. You ever hear Triple H come down the ramp to Snoop Dogg, or the Rock come down the ramp to guns and roses? Theme music should fit the character. Sorry if I offended you. I just see her with the whole thug princess look. You didn't offend me at all. I was referring to the other dude who said "talk about stereotype". Besides I like Terror Squad...lean back Gotcha. The whole album is really good.

I see eugene pulling a Foley/Snuka and going off the top of the cage.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy. A little baby with a Kane mask: "Uncle Matt, what's performance fleece?" ::Matt looks at his nephew with utter shock:: Jeff: You don't know? ::The five of them and the Old Navy employees go on a song and dance routine for a few minutes that abruptly ends when they see Randy Orton buying khakis and solid colored polo shirts:: Randy: Plain clothing is the sensible way to dress. Fuck that shit. Randy shops at Structure. I dress sensibly. Not like a metrosexual. You must have me confused with Batista.

Eugene doesn't want to get into the cage...classic.

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_> Man, talk about stereotypes She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7 I'm Puerto Rican, idiot. You ever hear Triple H come down the ramp to Snoop Dogg, or the Rock come down the ramp to guns and roses? Theme music should fit the character. Sorry if I offended you. I just see her with the whole thug princess look.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family. I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy. A little baby with a Kane mask: "Uncle Matt, what's performance fleece?" ::Matt looks at his nephew with utter shock:: Jeff: You don't know? ::The five of them and the Old Navy employees go on a song and dance routine for a few minutes that abruptly ends when they see Randy Orton buying khakis and solid colored polo shirts:: Randy: Plain clothing is the sensible way to dress.

Due to a decline in revenues, the WWE is sad to announce the termination of its business relationship with the Ranch. "He's been a solid performer these last few years, BAH GAWD. If only people bought more JBL merchandise he'd still be here," said an irate Jim Ross.

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_> Man, talk about stereotypes She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7