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Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain." Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle." *Starter Kid sighs* Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!" They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foiol, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

Does anyone know how much longer Nidia is under contract?

I don't care, she's still a step ahead of Lita NEXT WEEK ON RAW: Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid. "Now, shuffle the cards. Can you say 'shuffle'?" "Sherrfle?" Or even better. Picture Pages!

So if Nidia is supposed to be all Puerto Rican and stuff, THEN WHY DOES SHE HAVE A FREAKING SOUTHERN ROCK THEME??

Because they know the angle will end with Flair being the real daddy of Lita's baby The baby will be borni with a gaptooth. Apparently Lita loves rabid wolverine lovin'!

I don't care, she's still a step ahead of Lita NEXT WEEK ON RAW: Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

"Is that German?" Priceless.

He has the haircut.

I'm liking Orton more and more. I hope they don't make him too cool, otherwise it will ruin his inevitable heel turn.

If he was invited to Lita and Kane's baby shower, I'm sure he'd bring a sensible gift like a baby monitor or something.

If it makes you feel better, I was popping in and out waiting for something to start.

OMG BAN PLZ~! BENOIT IZ GOD AND RULZ!!! U SHOULD KNOW DAT!!!!

I can't wait for the baby to be born. They'll have a christening party.

Sure.

It was good while it lasted...

You'd think they'd want him to help out on Smackdown, since that is the far wearker show at this point.

Jesus Christ... That could lead to some good stuff in the future. Especially since Lance Storm is also working down in development.

WarGames took care of that, though. Tim's dad's dead?

He must have been using his fueled by Ramen armor.

Not since the days of Maximum Sweat! LOL. For all the nice work they've done with the regular six inch figures now, they still toss out some real shitty ideas (like these ones). I had Maximum Sweat blocked out of my memory. Do you remember the ones that were the wrestlers armed like commandos? Ridiculousness.

Those have to be the worst figures I've seen in years.

I'm just bored with the whole Eugene/HHH feud.

What about changing our avatar to Randy and the title being "Sensible". I'd be game for that, but I do enjoy your Walton av.

I want to set up my PS2 so I can use the network feature on it, but the problem is that it's up stairs in my room and my cable modem isn't. Is there any way to make the PS2 be able to connect without running wires all over the place?

It should be that pic of Randy and then the word "sensible".