CWF Weekly TV: Week 1 0f 4 before Beach Blast PPV
live from Seattle, Washington
your hosts are Joey Styles and Bobby Heenan
BACSTAGE: Evolution is getting out of their cars back stage and Cyrus is waiting. He asks them about what their big plan for tonight is, and HHH says it's going to shock the world. A limo speeds up behind them honking it's horn; Chris Jericho sticks out the sunroof and tells they to get out of the way...new world champ coming through!
OPENING CREDITS
CHUCK AND BILLY VS. KANE AND HURRICANE
THE MATCH: The crowd is suprised by Kane's face turn. Kane and 'Cane are mad over the whole match, basically Kane cleaning house left and right and 'Cane doing his crazy offense. Kane and Chuck are your legal men. Kane hits the chokeslam on Chuck; 'Cane runs in and shining wizards Billy to the outside. Kane gets the pin on Chuck.
THE WINNERS: KANE AND HURRICANE
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IN RING PROMO: Christian is in the ring complaining how he got screwed in the Canadian tournament last night. He had the toughest first round opponent in Bret Hart and that threw off his game plan. He's getting booed and Rhyno's theme music comes on. Apparently, we have a match...
CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP: RHYNO VS. CHRISTIAN
THE MATCH: Xian is screwed. Rhyno is just kicking his ass all over the place, goring him over and over again until the ref ends the match. Rhyno is really over.
THE WINNER: RHYNO
BACKSTAGE PROMO: Goldust and Booker T are talking about how they've defeated every other tag team in the CWF. Booker says that not to be disrespectful, but because of that he's getting bored being tag team champion. Goldust looks kind of suprised.
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BACKSTAGE PROMO: In the nWo locker room, Hall and Nash are reaming out Shawn Michaels for not helping them back in their tag team title shot against Bookdust a few weeks out. Shawn gets all in Hall's face about how they should have been able to get the job done themselves. XPac suggests if they are both so angry about this, than take it to the ring.
REY MYSTERIO VS. RICO
THE MATCH: Rico has pretty much been on job detail the last few months. Tonight he's super motivated and taking it to Rey. Mysterio gets frustrated as he's only getting two counts and Rico unleashes his kickboxing skills. The two go outside and Rico starts going nuts. The two go back into the ring and Rico ends it with a vicious roundhouse kick.
WINNER: RICO
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BACKSTAGE PROMO: Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko are backstage complimenting Los Guerreros on their respective title defenses last night. Benoit asks Eddie when he's going to get his shot at the US title, and Dean tells Chavo that he pretty much is the #1 contender. Jeff Hardy walks over and says that he still has unfinished business with Dean. The five look like they are going to start a brawl, but GM Vince McMahon and security come over. Vince tells Benoit and Malenko to find a partner, and they'll have a six man tag match tonight.
IN RING PROMO: Stephanie McMahon is in the ring with her Women's title match that she desperately wants to get rid of since Lita and Victoria have been gunning for her. She says that she is forfeiting the belt and will gladly give it to Jazz. Victoria will still get her title shot.
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP: JAZZ VS. VICTORIA
THE MATCH: The much quicker Victoria is giving Jazz trouble, but a quick three count from Steph give the match to Jazz.
WINNER AND NEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION: JAZZ
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EARLIER TODAY: Mikey Whipreck and Tajiri are looking at the CWF merch table and complaining why they dont get a t-shirt. They start poking fun at a Brock Lesnar shirt that says "off the hook pain" and Mikey says it should say "off the hook odor". Brock is standing behind them unamused.
MIKEY WHIPWRECK VS. BROCK LESNAR
THE MATCH: Mikey's going to get killed, and he does. However, he does get some Mikeycanrana's into slow down Brock, but to not much success. He goes for the Whippersnapper and it doesn't even phase Brock. Tajiri tries to distract Brock, but gets folded with a wicked clothesline. Brock squeezes Mikey into submission with the Brocklock.
THE WINNER: BROCK LESNAR
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IN RING PROMO: Chris Jericho comes out to tell the crowd how he stung Sting to a mixed reaction. He talks about how ths is the Summer of Jericho, the Era of Jericho and says that it starts tonight against any of the idiots in the back. He almost craps himself as the Rock comes down.
CWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP: CHRIS JERICHO VS. THE ROCK
THE MATCH: Jericho shows why he is the champion and is taking down the Rock from the get go. The Rock is no slouch, either. Both trade move for move, hitting bigger and bigger impacts. Rock goes for a charge but Jericho catches him into a tilt-a-whirl backbrekaer. He then hits the Lionsault for the win.
THE WINNER: CHRIS JERICHO
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MAIN EVENT: RAVEN VS. HHH
THE MATCH: Starts out fine with Raven taking the advanage. Raven hits the Evenflow, but just as the ref starts to go for the 3 count. Ric Flair and Randy Orton come down with chairs and start the beatdown on Raven. Tommy Dreamer and Matt Hardy make the save and are fighting off Orton and Flair. They start fighting up towards the entrance way. HHH is still out, and Lita tries rolling Raven out of the ring. Wait a second, someone's coming through the crowd...
It's Brock Lesnar!!!!! Lesnar picks up Lita...F-5!!! He picks up Raven...F-5!!!! HHH pushes a chair in the ring. Brock picks up Raven and F-5s him on the chair!!!
Bobby Heenan: Oh My GODDDD!!!!!!
Joey Styles: You can't say that, that's my line!
Heenan: Fine...can we both say it at the same time?
Styles: sure.
Heenan and Styles: OH MY GODDDDDD!!!!
Styles (in his shrieking black metal voice): The fourth member of Evolution is Brock Lesnar!!!!!!
