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And that's exactly what would happen were college football to develop a playoff system. You substitute one problem for another.

The team UCLA beat was one of the small-conference automatic bids, though. The idea behind expanding the tournament is to give the bubble teams that wouldn't make it otherwise a chance to prove that they belong. I don't think it's necessary, personally. These teams all had their regular season and conference tournament to make an impression.

I haven't seen Adam Morrison at all in the NBA, but the guy looks more like the bass player in a Metallica cover band now than he ever did before.

Awesome.

First, they came for Marvin and I didn't say anything. Then, they came for PongKong and I didn't say anything. Then...they came for me.

American is giving Tennessee a game here.

That "'Dude' Guy Goes to Vegas" commercial is beyond disturbing.

When did you first begin to suspect that you had been born the wrong gender?

"Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me.... I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see. T'was Grace that taught... my heart to fear. And Grace, my fears relieved. How precious did that Grace appear... the hour I first believed. Through many dangers, toils and snares... we have already come. T'was Grace that brought us safe thus far... and Grace will lead us home. The Lord has promised good to me... His word my hope secures. He will my shield and portion be... as long as life endures. When we've been here ten thousand years... bright shining as the sun. We've no less days to sing God's praise... then when we've first begun. "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound, That saved a wretch like me.... I once was lost but now am found, Was blind, but now, I see." Farewell and Godspeed, PongKong.

They hate us for our freedom, our blue jeans, our rock and roll music, and our Coca Cola.

I can play a mean skin flute, but nothing besides. Many frustrating failed attempts at learning guitar and piano litter my past.

Nobody watched Obama on Anderson Cooper last night, the Factor totally killed him.

The Kristy-Sanjaya comparison is based on her clearly being the worst contestant for several weeks, but inexplicably surviving at the expense of more talented people. Remember, it wasn't until this time last year that Sanjaya really started to pick up steam and go nuts with his hairstyles. We'll see what Kristy has in store for us. Maybe she'll threaten to fellate Simon again.

Four pages of conversation about the cast of a new Street Fighter movie.

Georgia! Bulldogs! Georgia! Bulldogs! Sic 'em! Whowhowhowho.

Kristy Lee's in the middle of a mini-Sanjaya run right now. Surely she won't make it through another week. Oh, and fucking Idol Gives Back returns on April 9. Booo, African children, booo!

He didn't condemn his fucking Grandma, you twit. I am amazed at how many people came away from that speech with nothing more than "What's B. Hussein got against Grandmas???? How come did he throw her under that bus?" I'm certainly not going to insist that you regard the speech as "historic" or "inspiring," but to say that he sacrificed his Grandmother to protect Wright suggests to me that you're either: (a. deliberately misreading the whole thing, or b.) an idiot.

The theme was Beatles songs, which opened up the possibility of doing Harrison and (conceivably) Ringo Starr songs. More disappointment this week, although I can't say that I'm upset to see Amanda go. I think the group as a whole would benefit from being able to do more recent songs in the next few weeks, as in many cases they've not yet been able to perform anything that was written during their lifetimes. And I still refuse to concede an Archuleta win.

A spic? But she meant it in the funny way, mind you.

Is it a coincidence that The Dames's most active posting day in years coincides with this attack? I think that guy still has an axe to grind.

NyqZoo and Socko: show yourselves to be real, board-loyal posters or risk immediate banning.

Currently viewing the board: Darth Pipes, Nyqzoo, and kirkovic.

People keep referring to Lemonparty/Tubgirl stuff like it's common knowledge. Not in Kinetic's America, it isn't.

This isn't Leena, though. As far as I know.

I can't go that far. If we turn against our negligent mods, then the trolls win.