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Does the acronym GLBT make you as hungry as it makes me?

Now, if they give a free Dr. Pepper to everyone in China if this thing gets released, that would be much more impressive.

I can't even begin to tell you what's wrong with that.

Blonde on Blonde. The combination of guitar, organ, and harmonica on that album produces probably my favorite overall sound on any album ever. Dylan was at his peak as a songwriter and lyricist as well. It's still fascinating to listen to even after countless plays.

That shit Archuleta sang last night was terrible. I hate this guy more and more with each passing week. Bottom three is Ramiele, Syesha, and Kristie Lee with Ramiele going home.

It was me. Smitty didn't reply, but fortunately I've met a lot of nice people at The Pit who have steered me in the right direction.

What's the story with the strangely incongruous seafaring avatar, Awkward Lapdance?

A commercial Hillary ran that implied that she would be better prepared to deal with major issues of national security over the phone at 3 a.m.

A reasonable person. If you actually knew ANYTHING about what you're talking about, you'd realize that there's NO (or at best VERY LITTLE) of your beloved "scientific evidence" to suggest that what's happening is anything OTHER than NATURAL. But if you and Al Gore and all you other simpering liberal nitwits want to go live in yurts in the forest, far be it from me to stop you.

Awkward Lapdance.

It's a liberal fantasy. Who cares about a glacier, anyway? Come on. Were you going to build a house on that glacier or something? Furthermore, if so-called "scientists" were able to somehow link this to "global warming," I'm fairly certain that AL GORE'S LIMOUSINE idling in front of the Academy Awards didn't help matters any.

I see this ending well.

Flavor Flav.

I would support reinstating Leena, but only under certain conditions. First of all, she'd have to change her name to Urban Leena. Secondly, she would be limited to posting in the Chocolate Socket. Thirdly, she could only post in one thread, the title of which is "The OAO Urban Leena Be Menstrual Thread." And she'd be the only one allowed to post in the thread. Thoughts?

My guess is Matt Young.

Czech. I know he's got great teeth and we discussed Fresh Prince at length on the other board a few weeks ago.

Just to quickly follow up on this: 1. This is true. 2. Iceland and Italy. In America, it's Nebraska, Mississippi, Virginia, Texas (twice), North Carolina (twice), and Georgia (thrice). 3. Yes. On base at a library, at a convenience store near a job I used to have, in the bathroom at that job, and then in the bathroom at another job. 4. Also true. 5. Right, "Grease" was in high school. "A Sombrero for Santa" was in 5th grade and the premise of that things only now strikes me as being fairly racist.

The highlight for me is Giant Gonzales's weird skin-suit thing making its (I believe) one and only WrestleMania appearance.

Curiously, WM IX is one of the few shows that I watched as a child that I still have on tape somewhere. Fucking godawful.

I'm going to have to go with Vitamin X, also. Didn't he have that thread about the bathrooms?

Social Security #. My PM has been sent.

That last group is comprised of people that I like who have not posted a picture of themselves. In retrospect, it might have been better to mix the fake ones in with the real ones, rather than having a bunch of fakes at the end. Oh, well.

I received an unexpected phone call from Patrick Spoon last night. When I told him what I'd spent much of my Sunday afternoon doing, he mocked me at length. This was perhaps not undeserved.

You're just upset because I posterized you on teh YouTube.

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