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Don't kill the messenger. More reputable news sources than TSM's Kinetic are using the word "Report."

Yes, the only indie rock publication bold enough to suggest that aborting children is better than letting them be raised by liberals. How I long to write for them, to be in their midst. I think we can agree that the only four viable candidates left are Romney, McCain, Obama, and Clinton. Let's look at this: Romney: Mormon. Seedy used car salesman type. Can't be trusted. McCain: A wolf in sheep's clothing. There's a bit of chipmunk in there, too. Obama: Ties to al-Qaeda. Clinton: Do we really want another Clinton presidency? The answer is clear: Four more years!

I suspect that Arlen Spector's heart is in the right place here, but I can't help but feel that his campaign to get to the bottom of this situation will be undermined by his strong physical resemblance to the Noid: Uncanny.

I can't vouch for the veracity of this piece. Still, it brings up some interesting points:

The clincher in Inc's Darryl Worley scrapbook has sadly disappeared.

So it's being reported that the Patriots filmed the Rams walk-through the day before their Super Bowl game a few years ago. The period between then and the beginning of this season would obviously encompass the three SB victories New England's had this decade, and there's no reason to believe that they stopped taping their opponents at any point prior to the second week of this season. It might be time to pull out the asterisks (*).

Some real patriots in here. Anyone want to join me in protesting a screening of Cloverfield tonight?

I actually considered posting the lyrics to that song. Because I was concerned, y'know. That people had forgotten.

Like that of America's--nay, God's-- Team, my Pursuit of Perfection is alive and well.

What gimmick? This is my 4,500th post. I didn't register here six years ago and post thousands of times for the sole purpose of eventually arguing this point. Or did I?

My research shows that no less a figure than Ronald Reagan supported repealing the 22nd amendment. And that was before 9/11! What a visionary.

I'm not saying dictatorship. You're putting words in my mouth. Don't do that. All I'm saying is that complexities of the situation we've been in since 9/11 require more than the normal two terms a president is allowed under the current system. Give the man at least four more years to finish the job. Besides, what says "Greetings From America" better than a big ol' Texas-sized cowboy boot up the ass? You're just not going to get that from this current crop of presidential candidates.

Damn right, JSYK! But does it make sense for a nation still reeling from an unprecedented attack on its own soil and the various things on top of that soil to literally change the foot that the boot is on? The ass hasn't changed. Why should the foot? Why should the boot?

It so changed everything that we're only now beginning to realize how it changed things and the extent to which they were changed.

Hey, ErnieRowe. 9/10 called. They want their thinking back.

Remember how you felt on September 11, 2001? The hunger you felt because you couldn't tear yourself away from the television to make breakfast. The anger you felt when you realized that CBS wouldn't be airing Everybody Loves Raymond that evening. The world changed on 9/11. America changed on 9/11. And here we are in 2008, in the midst of an uninspiring campaign season, dealing with an antiquated law that smacks of 9/10 thinking. I speak, of course, of the presidential term limit. We're at war, ladies and gentleman. We need a war president. We need the war president. Does anyone here honestly feel comfortable handing over the reins of our righteous campaign against that godforsaken desert on the other side of the world to Hillary Clinton? Come on. Go with the devil you know and amend the constitution to allow for four more years of Bush. Four More Years! Four More Years!

Only 22? Don't forget special teams players and reserves.

Can Marvin just go ahead and succumb to his terminal illness? Guy's killing me with his Glenn Beck horseshit up in CE.

The Patriots will score 17 in each quarter as retribution for Plaxico's lack of respect. Final score: New England- 68 New York- 10.

OMG he admitted it. Whatta fag.

Poor Matt. Guy needs a hug. And a reach-around.

omg whatta flamer. HE HAD DIRT ON YOU DOGGY!!1!

In the future, I'll view Czech's posts about his chubby thighs and bleeding vagina with a more scrutinizing eye.

Whoever did it should be reprimanded for incorrectly spelling Mr. Mercury's stage name "Freddy" rather than "Freddie."