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This is so exciting!

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Not only that, but I'm now forced to question the validity of anything that falls under the banner of "Matt Youngin' it." For shame, Matt Young, for shame.

That 2005 Jacksonville team had an absurdly easy regular season schedule. Still, your point stands. I think both AFC games are blowouts, while both NFC games will be tight wins for the home team.

This tournament has lost its innocence.

Perhaps we could express our disdain for Matt Young's means of success with an asterisk (*). That usually works.

Yikes.

INDIANA BASIN SILT REGION Milky Man in Blak Ripper Agent Venkman Canadian Guitarist Cena's Writer KKK HELP, I'M A ROCK REGION Kamala Canadian Chris Sideburnious KOAB Slayer Socksquatch Cyber Mark Treble CULTURE BEAT REGION Czech Alfdogg Kinetic Pbone Vitamin X Gary Floyd El Dandy Cowboy#s POWDERFINGER REGION Black Lushus Kreese Spaceman Spiff Edwin Pimp Daddy Al Cheech DoCock Marvin

Who is DoCock?

If I can avoid the Socksquatch juggernaut for a few rounds while I pick up steam, I like my chances. Voters are urged to remember classic Kinetic-instigated 2007 board happenings like the "Rate My Balls" thread; the thread where I pleaded with Milky to enter counseling for sexual dysfunction; the series of increasingly erotic videos of myself I've posted under the heading of "Kinetic's Pursuit of Erection"; and my ongoing campaign to raise money for Marvin's hairpiece. I've done a lot for you, TSMers. Don't forget ol' K-Tic come voting day.

Fer real this time: Matt Young TaigaStar NYU Marvinisalunatic Bob Barron pbone Socksquatch Gingersnaps Jingus King Kamala Klassic

I probably need to listen to Something/Anything? a few more times. "Couldn't I Just Tell You" is the thing that really stuck out for me in the few listens I've given the album.

My research shows that I've never made it out of the second round in any of these things. I lost to Downhome one year!

Matt Young! TaigaStar! CurtainJerker! Y2Jew!

I admire that kind of single-minded commitment.

NYU, buddy, like my high school guidance counselor used to say, let's hop aboard the Straight Talk Express. This is just you and me talking. This isn't for anyone else. Listen: After a lot of soul searching, I've decided to throw my hat into the ring. I've even managed to line up a celebrity endorsement. I can't tell you who it is. It's

This can't happen. I will surely die.

Socksquatch displays the kind of brevity and restraint that the rest of us could learn from.

Yes, the Colts and the Pats are right up there. San Diego gets bonus points for absolutely raping the Giants on the Eli Manning trade a few years ago.

Also: AJ Smith is one of the best GMs in the league. You can argue with the Brees-Rivers and Schottenheimer-Turner decisions, but in general this is one of the best managed franchises in the NFL. They probably draft better than anyone.

Do we get a remix of the now hilarious "Pretty Young Thing" on there?

I couldn't agree with that more.

The Packers are the biggest threat for the Chargers, KOAB? What planet are you living on?

I couldn't agree with that more.