Kinetic

See, I thought raspberry. Funny how that works.

As urbanized sequels to film adaptations of classic British television shows go, it wasn't bad. Great casting, too: becomes

I'm sick of ESPN giving airtime to this glorified New England cheerleader Count from "Sesame Street." Between that and the cat that picks Bowl games, I wonder what the Nielsen people are telling the worldwide leader about the average age of their audience members.

Which, as few are aware, was the sequel to the American adaptation of this film:

To give the uninitiated an idea of who we're climbing into the shower with, here's a photo of the group B2K: And here's a picture of Raz B: ::unzips pants::

I needed time to think better of it.

I had dream last night in which I was involved in a threesome with two girls who were not quite barely legal. It wasn't really a sex dream, because I was paranoid about getting caught for the entirety. What's going on in my head? Should I just go ahead and turn myself in to Chris Hanson?

If Taiga doesn't, say, buy pbone some flowers and take him out for a nice dinner, she'll surely lose her Chocolate Socket privileges.

I wonder what happened to my ability to write.

nm

Awwww.

There was one instance where Tugboat was "injured" and my Dad opined that he was probably just on vacation or something. This seemed a curious statement to me, but ultimately got the ball rolling toward my realization that wrestling was fake. Like with Santa and sex, this involved a lot of piecing together of things that I heard at home and at school.

Just forget I said anything.

Socksquatch.

Ryechnaia Sobaka has been on quite a roll recently. He's one of Kinetic's Ten Posters to Watch for 2008. His gameday contributions to the Week 16 thread stole the show.

Washington would play @Seattle. The Giants play @Tampa. I don't mind that matchup at all.

Watch out, Jacksonville!

I'm flattered that you consider me your friend, Kamala. If only it weren't too late to exchange mailing information before Christmas! Anyway, Gruden sat most of the starters after the first half. I tend to agree with this. It's more important to rest these guys than it is to attempt to compete for the #3 seed.

She does kind of look like the gender-bending pre-teen in Sleepaway Camp. A bit of hissing would complete the picture.

Are you drunk?

I don't see the need for an additional NHB folder. What's preventing anyone from saying whatever they want in the Chocolate Socket?

Ban plz. She's a troll. Besides, we already have two female posters here. A third would upset the delicate 1000:1 male-to-female ratio we've got going. You don't want to see this place turn into some kind of Lillith Fair vag fest, do you?

My new upstairs neighbors have a loud party every night of the week. They're having one right now. It seems to be 80s themed. It sounds like this: stompstompstomphahahaomigodcrashflockofseagulls Every night of the week.

He retired.