Kinetic

The camera caught Joey Harrington letting out a very obvious "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" a la T.O. after he got benched yesterday. Chris Redman then came in and looked like Tom Brady for two series, before bitter reality set in.

With it being the holiday season and all, I wonder if anyone here feels like buying ol' Kinetic a car. I need me some wheels, bro.

The NFL has a playoff system, so there's no comparison. I concede that this year has been a particularly rough one for the BCS and I'm personally 100% in favor of a playoff system, but there's just absolutely no way that you could put Hawaii in the national championship game. You don't think LSU goes undefeated playing Hawaii's schedule? At least a quarter of the BCS-conference teams would absolutely blow through that shit without a team getting within 30 of them.

Of all people, it was Jerramy Stevens making the clutch catch to win the game for Tampa today. Luke McCown had an unbelievable game in relief for Jeff Garcia. This all but clinches the division for us and a 12-4 regular season record is not out of the question, given our schedule the rest of the way. Oh, and BearsBeArSBEARS!!!REX SUX!!!FIRE EVERYONE PLZ!!!

This thread has taken an unexpected turn.

Take it to the tea folder, fags.

Smoking fake pot does that to me, too.

Judging by Sean Salisbury's abrupt about-face on Favre tonight, I look forward to the rush to jump off of this guy's cock on the ESPN family of networks tomorrow.

Don't be so modest. You're like the Cal Ripken of TSM. I'm a pretty tough, burly guy, but if I slammed my funny bone on a chair...4-6 weeks, easily. You're posting the night of? Jesus Christ, you're like some sort of iron man or something.

Holy shit, Super Bowl XL. That's the nadir of NFL officiating. I couldn't care less about either of those teams, and that game still irks me.

Vitamin X posting with pain is an inspiration. I'm going to start working on a video tribute right away.

This is an ESPN town hall discussion waiting to happen: Sean Taylor Commentary

The thing that really irks me about the Whitlock article is how he singled out poor Soulja Boy. All the guy did is come out with (or drop, as they say on the streets) a stupid novelty dance song. Nobody's shooting anybody over Soulja Boy. I'd like to hear Bill Cosby's take on all of this. Doesn't he have an account here?

Lawrence Taylor isn't an active player. Him dying would be like when Reggie White died. Antrel Rolle's comments make it sound like there were quite a few people in Miami who were out to get Sean Taylor.

Jeff Garcia's back injury is preventing him from throwing the football. That's no good. We're not going to be able to force six turnovers every week, and the fifteen yards of total offense we racked up in the second half of the Washington game isn't going to cut it nine times out of ten. If this turns into a lingering injury, the Bucs are done.

While I understand the point that the Titans D has been garbage with Haynesworth out, he's missed too much time and he allegedly got punked out by Pacman Jones. That does not an MVP make. Plus, he's a defensive player. They don't win MVPs or Heismans.

Oh, and Kiper's top 5 QB prospects are as follows: Who the hell is Joe Flacco?

Ricky Williams is done for the season. Shortest comback ever.

That's four dead active NFL players in one year. The real issue here is whether we should be blaming drugs or hip hop.

Erik Ainge is the Tennessee QB's name, Pizza Hut.

Cedric Benson is done for the year. I understood the intent, but trading Thomas Jones turned out to be a horrible mistake.

According to Chris Cooley (through various media outlets to PFT to me to you), Taylor is in a coma. Spitting in another player's face is a dickhead thing to do, but come on...it's entirely possible that the guy could die. I'm not an advocate of misty-eyed tributes or anything like that, but a modicum of respect in a life-or-death situation is appropriate.

Between Jericho's new look and Jeff Hardy's nickname, there's suddenly a lot of homoerotic undertones in professional wrestling.

Sean Taylor was shot in his home this morning. This is terrible news for you Redskins defense fantasy owners. EDIT: All right, I take that back. I didn't realize the seriousness of the situation. Credit: profootballtalk.com