Nighthawk

godthedog is out of town and he has sent me his picks in advance. He sends me: Tsetse Flies and Scarlett Johansson's Singing Voice (No face, no body, no speaking voice. Only singing.)

Personally, I'm indifferent.

I'd never fuck any woman in the military. I disagree with it morally. A man on the other hand might be just taboo enough.

Obv. talented man, but he's not really my cup of tea as a performer. I like him much more as a song writer. For other people, I mean... I think he wrote a song for Britney Spears. I haven't heard it yet, but I'm sure it's good.

The Stooges

Yeah, Marvin, you idiot!

The intangible nature of luck renders this moot. The luck, if it's there at all, is a placebo effect of your perception of the hat as lucky. If it feels lucky, it is. If you second guess yourself based on color scheme, it will throw you off. If you only have one outfit or two that goes with it, wear them in scenarios where you feel like you could use an extra boost. Don't wear it out. Yes.

I don't understand.

That was in response to this: So because you essentially pulled the old "opposite day" routine, I responded by saying the opposite of my opinion. I don't know why you think it's clear that you're fairly intelligent, anymore than it would be clear that I am. This is pretty childish man... coming back and restarting an argument from months ago. I don't know what you expect here. Everything I had to say about that situation was already there in the old thread. I'm not just going to say it again.

Precisely. Everything you said in that thread was wrong, and I explained it to you clearly, but instead of understanding that, you thought that repeating yourself at length would make your statements more valid, or that I would get tired of talking to you and give up. Your account was changed because the moderators didn't like you, there's nothing I can do about that. I don't know what gives you the idea I wasn't going to continue. This is good, now, if you want to talk further. We have a thread that's nothing but me responding to things people want to know, so this is the perfect place for it.

Joy Division

Old? Is that supposed to be some sort of crack?

Shut the fuck up.

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Oh, let people like what they like.

People ask this of me, but it's really dependent on your own personality. Different things work for different people. Some general advice: Extreme confidence is an underrated tactic. If she has a boyfriend, say "Break up with that guy. I'm better than him." Sign up for okcupid. Get drunk with girls (although bear in mind my earlier advice to not drunk as much if you're worried about being a loser). A lot of girls in my experience are curious about some of the weird shit I'm into... if you can offer them a unique experience, they'll often be drawn to this. The best advice here, though, is this: age. I looked at your profile and saw that you're 23. That's pretty good, but as you get older, this is going to get easier and easier. Just go after younger girls. And the wider the age gap between you gets, the easier it will be. It comes naturally. Easiest thing in the world. So many people are stupid assholes, I try to be as pleasant and friendly as possible. Just the smallest pleasantness seems major within the context of this cesspool society. I'm more introverted, except in the context of performance. People are supporting characters, and I'm the lead. I do sexually fantasize about a lot of people I meet/see.

That was Jason Todd, though. Dick Grayson was and remains very popular. Robin is a great character if written properly. I think people who hate Robin just aren't looking at him the right way/haven't read good Robin stories.

I have no problem with Matt Young, I think he's a good guy. He's maybe the kind of guy who'd be more fun to be around outside the internet, but either way, he's cool with me. As much as people bitch about him, it all seems to be coming from areas of the board that I don't frequent. Other people reacting to him/painting on pictures of him can be amusing. He and I have a lot of similar tastes and interests. I think on that level, he's a fine chap. Hasn't raped any children that I know of. Always liked you too, you're fairly enjoyable to interact with. You're from Maine, and although I have never been there, I enjoy several things about it. Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song, definitely, although a case could be made that it isn't blaxploitation at all. It usually gets classified as such, though, so that's my answer.

I'd definitely have to say Eddie Izzard Dress to Kill... Glorious or Definite Article might be better, but Dress to Kill was the first one I saw, and as such, will always be great to me. I can pretty much recite the whole thing (and have done so on a long road trip). And probably Dave Chappelle For What It's Worth... That's what's difficult about ranking stand up films, there are many really funny ones, but those have a certain "event" feel to them that sets them apart, I think.

Brotha Lynch Hung

... said Madeline.

Offensive in the same manner that a 50 cent movie, or American Idol or anything else that celebrates people as heroic or raise them up to idol status when they don't deserve it at all. Depends on who you ask. I think Biggie is more heroic than any firefighter who died in 9/11, because at least he made a difference in peoples' lives. You can say nigger all you want, btw.

Huge fan. Raw is very much near the top of stand up films. It's not as good as Delirious, I don't think, but still amazing. I don't think I could actually rank such things, but I'd probably have Delirious in the top 3 or so, and Raw would be top 10.

Quit playing dumb.

Definitely Miss Piggy. Not only does Janice have an annoying voice, Miss Piggy's haughty attitude is quite the turn on.