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Maybe slashing his wrist really really hurt, so he said, fuck that, I am taking pills now. That does happen sometimes. Mayhem vocalist Dead tried slashing his wrists (down the road and all) and it was just too much effort, so he went and got a shotgun. Suicide note: "Please excuse all the blood."

Quite honestly... Because it's funny. That's actually the only answer I have. I openly admit that I am very shy and quiet, and sometimes act like an ass as overcompensation, but it's not that. Nicole and you can be ok. Just take the advice I told you earlier, just say "Hey Nicole, I really like you are you are totally cute." What's the worst that will happen? Do that shit, man.

No, I'm really not that bad, and I'm sorry B@RTOK. I am more accepting than that. This whole thread is just total hyperbole.

The National Enquirer is credible, they're just sleazy.

Ok, if someone has read all the original manuscripts, they probably know it better than me. But as it is a bunch of shit, spending that kind of time with it is a pretty futile effort, and I therefore think that you are stupid. So I think the amount that I know is a rational, good amount to know.

Fuck him. I'm apolitical, but he's directly responsible for nude pictures of me being taken off the internet, so fuck that guy.

No, I seriously understand it better than anyone. Studying the exact same words over an entire lifetime doesn't make you understand the words any better. It's more than reading it a few times, I know that fucking book. I get very offended when you call bullshit on my knowing it better than anyone because I know it better than anyone. I do understand religion. Very well, actually. And I despise you, if you follow it, that doesn't mean I don't understand you. It means you are an idiot. And that's really all there is to it.

When I did that, I was in my "discover myself" phase which lasted years, but that was how I was raised, so I said "Well, maybe it's true. Let's see how it feels from their end." And I gave it a shot... and I think I did pretty well. To this day, I think anyone who likes the Bible is in for a rude awakening with me, cause I seriously know it better than... anyone. I'll shut 'em down. To this day, fucking nobody knows the Bible more than me. I'll shut 'em down. Nigga, I'll shut 'em down. Think you know me? Nigga, I'll shut 'em down. Try me. I'll make you famous.

Ok, that's fine, and I will accept that my hatred of religion probably has to do with my upbringing. We're ok. That's pretty much the main point of my philosophy. And whether it be from the Bible, the Qur'an, Five Classics, Talmud, Kojiki, or Tripitaka, that's ok. And let me hate it, that's my thing, I believe in nothing. Whatever it takes to get you through the day, I'll let you do that. But if it does come up in conversation, I will logically tear it to shreds. Just allow me that indulgence. Like, there was this Mormon girl I knew... and she was fine, all things about her: thumbs up. But if her beliefs came up, I would just riot on her. If you are confident in your beliefs, you should be ok with educated criticism. If it makes you be a better person to believe in a Flying Spaghetti Monster, great. Just don't get mad if I challenge the logic of it.

You suck. Let's say you never heard anything about the Bible, nobody ever told you about it, and your knowledge is zero. You just ran across it in a used bookstore. How many pages would you have to read before you said "Hey, this is the truth!" You'd throw it in the trash, and you're a liar if you say you wouldn't. I accept the truths the Bible says, but they are not any divine prophecy. I could tell you the same things Jesus did. It's common fucking sense. There is nothing in the Bible... nothing... that we don't already know. And if the Bible helps some people become aware of these things, then great, the Bible is awesome, but it has been responsible for so much evil that as a whole, we should just get rid of it. There are profound truths in the Bible, sure, but not so profound that we would never find them without it. My absolute favorite passage in the Bible: They ask Jesus if they should pay taxes or not, and Jesus takes the coin and says "Whose image is this, and whose inscription?" [Caesars] "Then give to Caesar what is Caesar's, and give to God what is God's." That is one of the most brilliant things I have ever heard. I will love Jesus forever because of that. He ain't the son of god, but he's a fucking genius, and he said a lot of things which still mean a lot today. Jesus is awesome, that I won't deny.

I hate you, pbone. That is what Christianity really teaches. If you're not that, you defy your own religion. That is seriously what it wants from you. Ok, 19 page Bible thread inserted here... You people who are sort of ok with what the Bible says and are alright, you sicken me. I spit on you scum...

Yes it is. If you mean it, I thank you sincerely. If you joke... Fuck you, cocksucking cunt.

Ok, all Christians: ignorant pricks. The only Christians I've met who are good, loving people, are so in spite of being Christian, not because of. Christ the man was a wonderful person. Beautiful, made us all believe again, but every single person who follows what he taught fucks it all up and is awful. Nobody really listens to him, by which I mean, eschews everything religion says, and is just a good person. That is seriously what Christ taught. I, myself, am a nihilist, and believe we have it in us, as humans, to be decent. We should all listen to the Residents Roadworms album. "It's so difficult for us to love, we pretend to need a little shove."

If you think this thread sucks, go into the wrestling folders. I read them to make me feel better as a person.

Ok, I'm disturbed by her new picture. Looks like a god damned ghost from The Others.

I doubt there'll be a sequel, at least with any of the originals included. That just doesn't seem to be their style. But I will note that I have already gotten drunk and went word for word on the sleepover scene with my own best friend. Down to the "Boop. Boop." thing. Also, another friend of mine told me it was the prompt to outright say that he loved his best friend. Equally cool and gay at the same time. I was already super cool, and super gay, but that was the best scene in the movie (not funniest, but best).

I approve. I don't have any right now, but I've used them in the past, and probably will again. My current place is basically just a hole to keep my stuff in, though, so I'm not doing any decorating. My favorite: The Richard D James Album in the bathroom, at eye level when somebody's sitting on the toilet.

You really can't say that because there's always been religion. We don't have a control group. But yes, I would agree that people are what's wrong with the world. That's even better.

Well, as strange as it is, I've actually seen this concept toyed with rather a lot. So I'd do something else. Also, regarding the finders keepers rule, I generally go that way too. I guess I was talking mostly about compensation. In this particular scenario, the friend's girlfriend talked you into it, so you (and I suppose more importantly he) look good to her. In that sense, you can return things, if it makes you feel particularly better (and it can sometimes... even to me. I'd feel bad keeping something a kid lost, for example) or look good to someone else. There's no karma though. It's simply a matter of how you're going to feel, or how you're going to look to someone else. Like, without the girlfriend factor her, I probably wouldn't have. Nevertheless, if I lose something, I don't just go "Well, that's it." And if I do find out who had it and didn't give it to me somehow, it's not going to be pretty. So basically nobody's watching. How do you feel, how do you look, and what can you get away with.

I wouldn't offer compensation either. I mean, it's mine, why should you be rewarded for doing the right thing? To me, it's kind of like walking by an alley, then a guy grabs me and says "Hey. I could have mugged you just then, but I didn't. Where's my reward?" I probably wouldn't ask you to drive back and give it to me, though.

Didn't you ever play Monopoly? That's how these things work.

It's not a necessarily antireligious comment to say religion is what's wrong with the world. Even if you are religious, God probably told you the same thing. He said the problem was all the other religions. Which is the root of the problem. Even racism can, in large part, be traced to religion. Racism probably would have been number two on my list of what's wrong with the world, and they're really the same root. That's what I mean. If you look at all that's been done in the name of religion, and all the ramifications of those things, there's no other answer. Just what the Catholic church alone means in that sense is staggering.

I honestly don't see how anyone could rationally believe it's anything besides religion.

Religion is pretty much what's wrong with the world.

Yeah, I kinda just made that point Jingus.