Nighthawk

Believe me, if I could have put it in my avatar, I would have.

I will say that I like Kristianna in every way there is to like her, although she has never attempted to talk to me about wrestling. She could, although she should know that I am only interested in brutal deathmatch wrestling.

The Star of David can be used in an occult context, but so can the cross, inverted or not.

Why didn't anybody hate me for openly posting shots of my dick?

I hate religious people because their belief system is wrong.

I've told girls they look fit for a gangbang. Plus there's a difference between trying to hook up with somebody and just saying "Hey, you look nice." I've gotten pretty soft lately, though. I've started hugging everybody and speaking from the heart, and telling people I care about them. These days I'd rather just cuddle, honestly.

Well, that's a pretty vulgar way to say it. That's like telling a woman she has "fuck me eyes". You can't do that. But you can compliment their eyes and it's ok. By the way, the more accepted phrasing is "delusions of grandeur", not illusions.

WE KNOW!

But why would you do that? I mean, I do live in the San Francisco area, I know I could go and find that. I choose not to. What the hell would you be doing at a Take Back the Night rally? Looking to pick up chicks? I'm sorry Jingus, that was a pretty dumb answer. That's like me saying "Nobody I know constantly talks about Jesus." and you saying "Oh, go to church and you'll hear plenty."

By the way, the song is absolutely about cocksucking. The openly gay keyboardist wrote the music.

No, go ahead. By the way, the Amnesia Still... sign is riding around in my trunk. I'm just lazy and forgetful.

Yeah, but do you actually know anyone who talks about how patriarchal society is centered around rape? Most of the girls I know are just like "Be nice to me and don't call me a bitch and tell me I'm pretty once in a while." and they're good.

Dizzee Rascal isn't white...

I'm not even really talking about her, I'm just saying there are issues with women. Granted, the women usually deserve it. See, even I'm not safe.

Gotten addicted to cough medicine and worn shoes from Walmart.

No he couldn't.

I would hardly equate a confident woman with a lesbian feminist.

Regardless of context, the statement is absolutely true.

GG Allin, any stop on his last tour. That's easy.

That particular one was cause of my tattoo. *wearing GG Allin shirt* "Hey man, nice shirt." "Thanks. Check this out." *shows him GG Allin tattoo* "Whoa, that's hardcore. My old roommate could have given that a run for his money. One time he was taking too long in the shower, so I took a shit in front of the door. He stepped right in it!" "Ha ha!" "Yeah, but then he took a shit in my bed that night." "That sucks." "Yeah, it kind of went back and forth until he had some guys hold me down and shit in my mouth. I said 'You win man.'" Usually it takes more than ten seconds, but it's often within the first conversation I ever have with anybody. That one was pretty much verbatim, though. Another story related to that, one time I asked this girl I worked with out. I barely knew her, I was pretty much doing it because I had this shirt that would be really funny to wear on a date (giant picture of Paris Hilton blowing a guy), and she was the first girl I saw. So we get out there, make our dinner reservations, and then go to Starbucks to wait. I say "So what's your deal?" and she launches into this crazy story about drug trafficking and like, being an alcoholic at ten years old, and eating flowers by the side of the road and running around naked. This wasn't all at once, mind you. She'd say one thing, then I'd say something worse about myself, then she'd top that, and so one. It was this crazy battle of one upsmanship that went on for four hours, seriously. We just skipped dinner. Maybe that's why people open up to me, or part of why. I can hang with them. What ended up happening was A) She told me she once did a different guy every day for two weeks. and B) Threw herself at me that night. Then she got incredibly offended and refused to talk to me again after I affectionately called her a slut. That makes no sense at all.

It does work... for me, at least. If you notice, I wasn't actually answering a question, I was just pointing something out. There's really no harm in trying, though, and it might make you feel better. There are certain quirks of talking to girls that seem to be specific to me. Like, the ability to ask for weird sexual shit and not offend people, or begging someone to go out with me and having it come off funny instead of pathetic. I'm also really good at apologies. I think I have some sort of naturally non-threatening demeanor. It's been noted to me that people always seem to open up to me. Like, a guy'll bum a cigarette off me, and then tell me about how his wife is fucking his best friend. Or stories about shit eating ten seconds after I met somebody. I get to hear about my school counselors college experiments with lesbianism. Or the story about the bath in blood, that was a good one. I probably know more secrets than anyone else I know.

You're supposed to know just by hearing the title though. Besides, I didn't know being stupid was a British stereotype. It's an American one. Americans are apparently supposed to be too stupid to know what a philosopher is.

The story about Louie Anderson getting drunk and sexually assaulting a guy makes me laugh every single time. Hard.

Probably figured nobody would know where Encino was. I've been there and I'm not even sure.

You mean Encino Man, luke-o. Actually I like pretty much all the movies mentioned. I'm easily pleased.